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Wackiest Advice from Parents
Posted 2/18/10

quintus_fontane wrote:

Woah, so that's like £50? was that weekly?! o_O
See, it could be worse, you could have never recieved an allowance at all. Only money I ever had until I left school and started working was earned when I washed the cars or mowed the lawn etc! There were rules too, so it'd be like £3 for washing a car, and you could only do that once per week

I don't begrudge them for it though.


well I saved up until that much. she gave either 10 or 20 dollars for a allowance. but i was only 7 or 8 years old
you can't force a little kid to wear clothes they don't like =_= wow they paid you only after you left school? o.0
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Posted 2/18/10

mystic17 wrote:


quintus_fontane wrote:

Woah, so that's like £50? was that weekly?! o_O
See, it could be worse, you could have never recieved an allowance at all. Only money I ever had until I left school and started working was earned when I washed the cars or mowed the lawn etc! There were rules too, so it'd be like £3 for washing a car, and you could only do that once per week

I don't begrudge them for it though.


well I saved up until that much. she gave either 10 or 20 dollars for a allowance. but i was only 7 or 8 years old
you can't force a little kid to wear clothes they don't like =_= wow they paid you only after you left school? o.0


Haha, yeah I think some parents sometimes think of their kids as dolls to dress up when they're young

And nah, the money I got after leaving school was in the form of my wage from working, never got an actual allowance. xD
Posted 2/18/10

quintus_fontane wrote:


Haha, yeah I think some parents sometimes think of their kids as dolls to dress up when they're young

And nah, the money I got after leaving school was in the form of my wage from working, never got an actual allowance. xD


wow okie o.o I think every kid should have a allowance so they'll have money when they're adults tbh
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Posted 2/18/10

Baka-God wrote:

Eat more fish, you'll swim better.

Don't eat too much of chocolate, you'll get brown.

Eat more carrots, because there's no such a thing as a bunny with glasses.



you have awesome parents
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Posted 2/18/10
Not my parent but this one's nice:

If you do this *closed fist moving up and down* too much in front of your computer, you'll go blind by the time you're 20.
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Posted 2/18/10
The ONLY advice I ever got from my dad was in regards to rape. He told me one day out of the blue, "Ain't no piece of ass worth going to jail for"... I remember standing there shocked thinking "Where did this come from........."
Posted 2/18/10
My elementary teacher told us that n_n'' My mom told me to stop reading so many damn novels or Ill become stupid... Wat kind of parents will ban there child of reading?! >:L
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impala1 wrote:

The ONLY advice I ever got from my dad was in regards to rape. He told me one day out of the blue, "Ain't no piece of ass worth going to jail for"... I remember standing there shocked thinking "Where did this come from........."



My dad gave me rape advice because I started partying after I turned 18. I would very responsibly call home to say I wouldn't be home because I had been drinking. When I got back one time he said "There's more than one kind of rape..." & he proceeded to give me a speech that they give to airmen about having sex with people who aren't coherant enough to say yes or no to sex. It was awkward...
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Posted 2/19/10
I can't think of any weird advice my parents have given me. Most of their advice seem valid. Although, I now take their advice with a grain of salt. I think I'm old enough to know about most things in life now.
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Posted 2/19/10
dont trust people too much....i was like 5 now im always skeptical which may be a good thing
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Posted 2/19/10
"If you sneeze once, someone likes you.
If you sneeze twice, someone loves you.
If you sneeze thrice, you got a cold."

... is the only thing I can think of atm. >_>
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Posted 2/19/10
My mom told me to make more Vietnamese friends to help me cheat in class.
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Posted 2/19/10
Don't eat too much ice cream or all your brain cells will freeze to death.

That's my mum trying to stop me from eating ice cream...*sigh*
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Posted 2/19/10
marry a rich man
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Posted 2/19/10
eat fish and your eyesight will be even better
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