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Wackiest Advice from Parents
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Posted 2/19/10
eat plenty of squash..then my eyes will get better.. and soon will be helpful in cheating..

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i just remmember this one.. its a way too long ago.. she said to me..fusong

"if someone called me up (phone) tell them im not here .. (-inside the house or away and went somewhere)"

actually its fine with me.. and i dont really care whatever it is..

but then the difficult part in me, is when she added...

"tell them/he/she im in the shower"

! ! ! ! ! !

phew! confusing.
Posted 2/19/10
If you don't eat broccoli, you'll go blind O__O
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Dad: "Never look a gift horse in the mouth."
Me: "Ever heard of the Trojan Horse?"

Mom: "Don't be so horny or you'll get acne"
Me: "..."
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Posted 3/4/10
dont join the marines or you'll die
Posted 3/4/10
racist self absorbed comment there
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Posted 3/4/10
Mom told me never to leave open canned olives in the fridge or I'll die.
lol best believe I never did that again xD
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Posted 3/5/10
i know theres heaps but this is all i can remember
"sugar makes your teeth crooked" and
"dont trust anyone.. not even your friends because one day they will turn on you and stab you in the back" o.o

oh and she also told me to find good friends =.=
Posted 3/6/10

gintoki_4ever wrote:

eat fish and your eyesight will be even better


Actually that's true! it's been proven to be right by science!

Posted 3/6/10
"don't point your finger at the moon or you will get your ear cut off" O.O or was it tongue? can't really remember!
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Posted 3/6/10
Dad: Once you drink coffee, fart, scratch yer nuts every morning, you'll become a man.
Me:
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23 / F / Your Cookie Jar
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Posted 3/6/10 , edited 3/6/10
i thought i was don't point at the moon or you'll create craters well anyways..uhh

i don't remember any advice they given me except keep your pants zipped
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21 / F / Ontario, Canada
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Posted 3/6/10

ahleesah wrote:

They told me: "Don't sleep with your hair wet or you'll get blind or die."


haha ! same with mine >.<
Posted 3/6/10

gleshillejacob wrote:


ahleesah wrote:

They told me: "Don't sleep with your hair wet or you'll get blind or die."


haha ! same with mine >.<


Same here too. :d
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21 / F / Ontario, Canada
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Posted 3/6/10

nikkflick wrote:


gleshillejacob wrote:


ahleesah wrote:

They told me: "Don't sleep with your hair wet or you'll get blind or die."


haha ! same with mine >.<


Same here too. :d


Maybe it's some Philippine thing since I'm Filipina >.<
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Posted 3/6/10 , edited 3/6/10
"ah go get a boyfriend" advice from my dad when I was 15 years old most people would expect this not to come from a parent, I laughed at this
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