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Man Blames Cat for Illegal Downloads
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Posted 8/16/09
Dogs have been blamed for eating homework - now a Florida man says his cat downloaded child pornography.

Police are charging Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after finding more than 1,000 images on his personal computer.

Griffin told police he had been downloading music, and that his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room. He said "strange things" appeared on the computer when he returned.

He is being held in Martin county jail on $250,000 bond. No word on any charges against the cat.

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You know, I've had the cat jump on the keyboard and push buttons. Somehow, they've never managed to navigate away from a music site and log into a child porn site. Huh.
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Posted 8/16/09
this is the world we live in....

Posted 8/16/09
I loled. Nice try.
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lmao, to think he could get away with that excuse
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He's got quite the humor. lmao
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Haha, I literally lol'd.

This is what you call news. xD
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Posted 8/16/09
why the cat? O.o
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25 / F / Somewhere
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Posted 8/16/09
When all else fails, the cat did it.
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well a guy in norway (I think) were driving drunk but changed seat when the police came.
He blamed his imaginary friend for driving and got away with it.

But I think he turned himself in later for feeling guilty
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Posted 8/16/09
How could he get away with that?...
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29 / F / Canada
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Posted 8/16/09
The cat managed to download more than 1000 images of child porn and nothing else but porn? What's this guy smoking?
Posted 8/16/09
lets be fair...
maybe it was the cat....its possible
Posted 8/16/09
Wow, blame it on a cat? smooth.
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Posted 8/16/09 , edited 8/16/09
Read this 6 days ago...

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/08/10/lolicon-my-cat-downloaded-those-pictures-officer/

also saw a screencap of it on Failblog.

But watching Tom and Jerry might make this matter seem plausible...
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well...we already had a police dog under arrest because he had illegally entered an open flat and found drugs... so....why not imprison a cat this time?
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