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Most Off-the-Wall Story You Have from Drinking
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Posted 8/22/09
Well,

I just woke up around 6pm and found my TV remote in like a thousand pieces, a broken ass light bulb all on the floor, and a shit load of half eaten ramen in bowls on the counter! I know it was a crazy party last night and all but WTF! (ramen)!!!!...lmfao!
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Posted 8/23/09
sorry. but i dont get myself drunk.
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Posted 8/24/09
Well after mixing vodka, mountain dew and sake I tried reenacting parts of The Tower of DRUAGA while running through a sprinkler and smoking a cigar.
Posted 8/24/09

irxeno wrote:

Well after mixing vodka, mountain dew and sake I tried reenacting parts of The Tower of DRUAGA while running through a sprinkler and smoking a cigar.


Where you actually with other people?

I don't drink.
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Posted 8/24/09
me and my mates never tell stories when we're drunk. We just mess around with new people and maybe we get lucky
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Posted 8/24/09
Well in one night I hit on one of my male friends, told one of my female friends she had amazing tits and gave another friend a death threat.

But that's nothing.
This guy I know was out drunk with his mates and they stole a road sign. Like a big 2 by 3 meter one. They took it back to their house and didn't know what the fuck to do with it once they'd sobered up.
xD
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Posted 8/24/09 , edited 8/24/09


NEVER GOT DRUNK ..



you don't put alcohol on your head , you put it on your stomach .. ^^
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Posted 8/24/09
eep. this might sound bad because I'm only fifteen, but I was at this party thing (one of the only ones I've been to, honestly) and everyone was both drinking and smoking weed.. I hate smoking, so I decided to drink double what everyone else did.
and I have the lowest tolerance EVER, in hindsight it seems absolutely ridiculous, but it made sense at the time...
The only thing I remember was stumbling around and calling this really manly kid a pussy about a million times because he couldn't take a double shot of vodka XD
and then apparently, my friend's brother had to carry me upstairs and set me in bed with a bucket next to me (even though I never throw up) and they were all trying to explain to me that if I needed to throw up, I should do it in the bucket. About two minutes later... I fell face first into the bucket.
I guess I made a complete fool out of myself.. I blacked out after about half an hour though, so I don't remember much -___-
It doesn't really bother me, and it makes for good stories later.. but...

I haven't drank since.. I'm fairly embarrassed :/
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Posted 8/24/09
woke up naked in the same bed as 3 guys and 1 girl (with another girl sleeping on the floor)
Posted 9/19/09
I've never drank in my life, and I don't plan on to. :]
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Posted 9/19/09 , edited 9/19/09
There's so many non-drinkers here at CR. I'm fairly shocked because almost everyone I know gets drunk, even if it's just on their birthday.

Oh and I have one to add.
Friend of mine, let's call her D struts into the sitting room after obviously having had more to drink (it'd been a good night, if you know what I mean) and says "HEY YOU GUYS! LOOK!" and pulls her trousers down. And we're like, "No girl, don't do that shit. Just no." So we help her pull her trousers back up and she goes back through to the kitchen with one girl hoping to get a glass of water. And we hear
"Don't try that again!"
"But lo0ooook~"
"Pull those back up"
The other girl comes back through and says "she's done it again"
D walks into the sitting room with her trousers on backwards.

Oh and my boyfriend once ended up hugging the toilet with his pants and underpants down. D:
But he'd not want me to tell you more. And he's on CR. Imunna get caught..
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Posted 9/19/09
i don't drink those kind of stuffs.. i only want soft drinks.. heheh.. xD
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Posted 9/19/09
Never drank.
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Posted 9/19/09
Eh, it's not off the wall or crazy, but who cares.

I don't drink, but the juniors in my Spanish class do.
And they always talk about the guys they had drunken sex with..
It's fucking annoying, and the the teacher won't let me move

Posted 9/19/09
Don't drink anymore an don't plan on doing ever again, but waking up to seeing my front room wall been draw on with BBQ sauce was kinda bad also getting drunk an then deciding that I really wanna eat cake which I then puked up everywhere before passing out so yeah drinking just doesn't do it for me anymore
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