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Most Off-the-Wall Story You Have from Drinking
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Posted 9/19/09 , edited 9/19/09
A bunch of friends tried to get me drunk once. I don't drink but they were all over my back about it and apparently bought the stuff to celebrate with me since it was the end of the school year. I hid a cup down my shirt and every time I "drank" I turned towards the wall and emptied the contents into the second cup. Then once everyone was passed out, I just poured the stuff back where they came from and continued to study for my chem. final. To this day they still recall me "getting drunk off my ***" which was really not true since I was the only one standing by 3 am. Apparently getting non-drinkers to drink make good story or bragging rights material these days?
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Posted 9/19/09
I don't get drunk anymore. I enjoy a glass of whine very rarely, but that's about the extent of my drinking, however I did do some embarassing things in my teens. Can't think of anything right now though.
Posted 12/11/09 , edited 12/11/09
It was 10:30am
I got fired from my job. Pissed off, I broke into my friends house but he didn't mind. I just had to force the windows opened. After pacing around for a good 30 minutes, I wandered towards his liquor bar. I haven't had alcohol in awhile but I was pissed. I had about half a bottle of straight Vodka. A couple beers later, I simply went blank and another side of me took over. Supposedly I invited a solicitor into the house and we both got wasted together. The house was trashed so we decided to leave. The door was left opened and the house was robbed. My friend was totally pissed about that, dude. Anyways the guy with me(dunno his name lets call him bob) wanted to drive because he said I was drunk. I totally just laughed and went anyways. It was around 2pm when we stopped at wal mart t pick up more booze. We totally took 2 parking spots which I believe was illegal. Stumbling drunk, those around us took notice and told the security guard. We mistook them for cops so we ran as fast as we could and fell down a hill. We thought we were the most badass creatures the world has ever seen. So we made our way around to a back alley where some kids were skating. I told him to show the kids some moves and bob totally said he could show em a thing or two. I don't know how but he got on the skateboard, did an ollie and broke it. They were pissed but we offered them alcohol to appease them which they kinda accepted but also demanded money. I didn't give a damn so I passed them what i thought was $30 but who cares. After stopping at a liquor store we unloaded and bought as much as we could then headed to the park. As we were drinking and having fun, one of the kids brought out a condom.....Someones genius idea was to fill it with booze so we had a huge beer fillled condom. Don't ask how it was done I just was told this by bystanders. In my right mind, I wouldn't drink anything out of a condom but my mind wasnt right at that time..... Last thing I remembered was waking up in jail. Luckily the kids who only had a mild amount were able to run away. Bob as well...I miss that guy


Posted 12/11/09
Awh, so many people who don't drink... good for you, it's bad for you anyway ;)

But yeah, probably the wildest off-the-wall story I've had from drinking was waking up under a tree in a park with two of my friends.
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Posted 12/11/09
..ive been to parties, but i never really drink...i just eat--that's my job!!!
though people press me, i dont hesitate to say no.
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choclate28 wrote:

I've never drank in my life, and I don't plan on to. :]


Good.
Fucking.
Luck.
Posted 12/11/09
never got drunk
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I get tipsy. I guess I have a high tolerance. But one time I got really drunk and it was the only time I threw up. My friends said I started speaking in Cambodian to them, but I don't really know how to speak it, haha. There's a whoole lot more to the story, but it's not that noteworthy. I'd just like to warn people who haven't been to parties yet, BEWARE OF THE JUNGLE JUICE!!
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Posted 12/11/09 , edited 12/11/09
I never drank beer or wine or those stuff before but I never wanted to in the 1st place so I'd never have that experience. Although most of my classmates would drink. It's as expected of college students so i don't get too surprised.
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Posted 12/11/09
Never get drunk before XD
Posted 12/11/09
Lol I hope my mom/dad doesn't see this -_-
I've only drank around 3 times in my life O_O
1. Was by mistake (Thought it was seven up... turned out to be Vodka)
2. Was on Christmas (my cousins forced me too >_>)
3. Was on Valentines day (this year) O____O
Even thought I drank 1 huge can, I didn't get drunk O_O I mean I was completely aware of the situation. My friends though were a bit drunk (LMAO we were in teh fire exit). so I had to carry them back to school. Lol. she said she will never drink again
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Posted 12/11/09
well i have never been drunk :p
2 summers ago my cousin got soo drunk that i had to take care of her while we were with a bunch of people hanging out in the middle of no where lmao but it was fun :] i learnt my lesson don't get drunk.

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Posted 12/12/09
i went to a night club and i wake up inside of cementery
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29 / F / Canada
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Posted 12/12/09 , edited 12/12/09
I've drunk before but never to the point where I don't know what I'm doing or forget what I did the next day. It's really pointless. I don't get how you could drink yourself stupid.
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Posted 12/12/09
i don't like to drink...
but my teacher told me one time she got really drunk at a bar and she saw a tall pale guy dress in black come in.
so she went up to him and asked if he was a vampire
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