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Pair Of Turkeys Found Stuffed With Cocaine
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Posted 8/27/09
Two turkeys are recovering after being cut open by drug smugglers and stuffed with five kilogrammes of cocaine.

Police were amazed to find the drug surgically implanted in the bloated birds in Peru.

Acting on a tip-off, officers stopped a Turismo Ejecutivo SRL bus outside the city of Tarapoto in the central jungle state of San Martin, officials said.

Police were puzzled when they found the turkeys in the crate, but didn't find the cocaine, Tarapoto's anti-drug police chief Otero Gonzalez said.

They then noticed that the two turkeys were bloated.

"Lifting up the feathers of the bird, in the chest area, police detected a handmade seam," he said.

A vet extracted 11 oval-shaped plastic capsules containing 1.9 kilograms (4.2 pounds) of cocaine from one turkey.

A further 17 capsules with 2.9 kilograms (6.4 pounds) were recovered from the other, he said.

Their feathers were vruffled but both turkeys survived the procedure.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090825/tod-pair-of-turkeys-found-stuffed-with-c-870a197.html

Just... Why would you ever, ever, ever stuff a turkey with cocaine?
Posted 8/27/09
The places where people try to hide cocaine these days...
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Posted 8/27/09
Wow, thats my new favorite way to celebrate thanksgiving.
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Posted 8/27/09
Wow, you could get high off chicken
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Posted 8/27/09
Well thats one way to do it.
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Posted 8/27/09
Ohhh that's awesome.

I wouldn't mind receiving one of those turkeys
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Posted 8/27/09
WTF? Turkey's? >< What next, something fatter that'll look less bloated? >< Goodness....
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Posted 8/27/09
Haha... That's fairly creative of them to stuff turkeys with illegal drugs and smuggle them elsewhere.
Posted 8/27/09
Tastier than bread stuffing.
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Posted 8/27/09
happy early thanksgiving? lawl
Posted 8/27/09
Wth lol... thats stupid. O.o poor turkey
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Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09
poor turkey..
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Posted 8/27/09
Before I read the article, I may have thought those Turkeys were partying with my boys at Pebble Beach lol
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Posted 8/27/09
Well the birds were too drugged up to care.
Posted 8/27/09
Lol, I'm not surprised.
Smackheads will do anything.
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