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What is really in a Guy's MIND??
Posted 8/27/09

HotHeckler wrote:


Kippu wrote:


HotHeckler wrote:

Imma go different and say a RAISE.

I've been workin too long for that fat mothafucker to not raise my pay.


How long have you been working for that fat motherfucker? Did you ask for the raise, or are you just sucking up and waiting for one? O_o
Don't be afraid to ask for one.
Unless you work at tim hortons, don't ever except a raise. =__=;



Office Max. I put in 3 solid years. Hardly Late. Dependable.

I strolled in the greasy office and as soon as I was about to say " Sir . . . . . ." I was denied. And he furthered with some bullshit about how everyone is askin these days and times are ruff.

And I worked longer than these dudes . . .

wtf? 3 years?
Don't you have a union or some shit?
Posted 8/27/09

LiquoriceJellyBean wrote:

K.
My extensive porn watching habit has taught me a great deal.
Listen well, my friend.

One night when he's closing up, step into his office and ask him if there's anything else you can do for him before you leave.
He silently pulls out his dick.
And instead of punching him and calling harassment, you suck it.

Etc.


But what if there's acne. Wouldn't there be like, puss?
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Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09

HotHeckler wrote:

Office Max. I put in 3 solid years. Hardly Late. Dependable.

I strolled in the greasy office and as soon as I was about to say " Sir . . . . . ." I was denied. And he furthered with some bullshit about how everyone is askin these days and times are ruff.

And I worked longer than these dudes . . .


3 years and no raise?! Wth?
Corner him and make up some bullshit. Like you have a child to take care of, you're behind on rent, you worked here for 3 years, and that if you committee suicide it will be on his head. O_O

Guilt your way into a higher wage >:[

Anyway back on topic:

Let's also not forget sports. Guys always have sports in their head as well.
Posted 8/27/09

Gaia93 wrote:

You don't have to be sexy to sleep with someone. People now will mostly have sex with anything. Anything.


But I don't feel sexy I'll be in shame. Such, such, shame.
Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09

HotHeckler wrote:


LiquoriceJellyBean wrote:

K.
My extensive porn watching habit has taught me a great deal.
Listen well, my friend.

One night when he's closing up, step into his office and ask him if there's anything else you can do for him before you leave.
He silently pulls out his dick.
And instead of punching him and calling harassment, you suck it.

Etc.


But what if there's acne. Wouldn't there be like, puss?

Wtf?
Acne can grow on your dick?

Shit, that must hurt.

Finally got why the make bumpy dildos.

Anyway, porn has taught me that the more veiny, disfigured, and bent dick you have, the hotter it is.
Should work for acne too.
Just close your eyes and pretend you're eating one of those Häagen-Dazs icecream with crushed nuts.
Posted 8/27/09

Kippu wrote:


HotHeckler wrote:

Office Max. I put in 3 solid years. Hardly Late. Dependable.

I strolled in the greasy office and as soon as I was about to say " Sir . . . . . ." I was denied. And he furthered with some bullshit about how everyone is askin these days and times are ruff.

And I worked longer than these dudes . . .


3 years and no raise?! Wth?
Corner him and make up some bullshit. Like you have a child to take care of, you're behind on rent, you worked here for 3 years, and that if you committee suicide it will be on his head. O_O

Guilt your way into a higher wage >:[

Anyway back on topic:

Let's also not forget sports. Guys always have sports in their head as well.


I was thinking of quitin that shit but there's no where else at the moment. I've been workin there since freshman year of college but I think my times up. Right now job huntin is tuff though
Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09

HotHeckler wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:

You don't have to be sexy to sleep with someone. People now will mostly have sex with anything. Anything.


But I don't feel sexy I'll be in shame. Such, such, shame.


You know, low self-esteem is a turn off. People dont' respect other's who don't stand up for themselves, or at least I know from my experience at work.

I'll just keep annoying the hell out of my boss about it until he finally gives in. Fuck that, if I believe I deserve something, especially if I worked hard for it, I’m going to get it.
Posted 8/27/09

LiquoriceJellyBean wrote:


HotHeckler wrote:


LiquoriceJellyBean wrote:

K.
My extensive porn watching habit has taught me a great deal.
Listen well, my friend.

One night when he's closing up, step into his office and ask him if there's anything else you can do for him before you leave.
He silently pulls out his dick.
And instead of punching him and calling harassment, you suck it.

Etc.


But what if there's acne. Wouldn't there be like, puss?

Wtf?
Acne can grow on your dick?

Shit, that must hurt.

Finally got why the make bumpy dildos.

Anyway, porn has taught me that the more veiny, disfigured, and bent dick you have, the hotter it is.
Should work for acne too.
Just close your eyes and pretend you're eating one of those Häagen-Dazs icecream with crushed nuts.


I'm lactost intolerant though. And I'm not very familiar with male genitalia other than my one. Could you provide a demonstration. Strap-On 101?
Posted 8/27/09

Gaia93 wrote:


HotHeckler wrote:


Gaia93 wrote:

You don't have to be sexy to sleep with someone. People now will mostly have sex with anything. Anything.


But I don't feel sexy I'll be in shame. Such, such, shame.


You know, low self-esteem is a turn off.

I'll just keep annoying the hell out of my boss about it until he finally gives in. Fuck that, if I believe I deserve something, especially if I worked hard for it, I’m going to get it.


On some real shit, I don't think the mothafucka likes me anyway so I leave it alone cause I'm tryna find a new job but times are ruff
Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09

Lube up your ass 1st, buddy.
Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09


Ladies first.
Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09


Well, I'm one of those bull-dyke, feminist lesbians.
So chances are, my ass is hairier than yours.
It's like a fucking safety net, nothing can get through.
Posted 8/27/09 , edited 8/27/09


Times are rough my friend, even for teenagers. I'm trying to get a job right now. Adults don't take me seriously for shit and I have to work twice as hard as them to prove myself and still get a lower pay.

But anyway...

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Posted 8/27/09
Too many things to mention.



I find cars boring, beer disgusting and I'll refrain from commenting about sex.
Posted 8/27/09

LiquoriceJellyBean wrote:

Well, I'm one of those bull-dyke, feminist lesbians.
So chances are, my ass is hairier than yours.
It's like a fucking safety net, nothing can get through.


I pity the toliet that recieves such punishment. But I can eqip my impaler to that shit. If that net is tight then something could be done.
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