Urban dictionary
Posted 8/28/09 , edited 8/28/09

ANYWAY

Have you found any awesome definitions? Post them here
Ill put the best ones in this post LuLZz

Heres a coulpe that made me lol:



Life 4793 up, 546 down love it hate it

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.


Japan 121 up, 96 down love it hate it

A wonderful place that is stereotyped by american retards who love anime, and Gwen Stefani who thinks that japanese girls are all obsessed with fashion. These jack-asses think that the japanese will automatically love them for this, when in reality, they think that these 'animorons' are all idiots who think that they're japanese.
"Oh, I love japan! I'm going to go there and everyone will love me because I like anime and that's all they care about!!! Despite the fact that I'm whiter than Michael Jackson, everyone is going to think I'm asian, and I'm going to eat sushi all day and play cool video games that only japanese citizens can play, because I think I'm japanese!"


Japan 25 up, 21 down love it hate it

No boobs, great pastries, raw flesh on rice, incredible.

asian girl 462 up, 87 down love it hate it

Women from east Asia who are very beautiful,elegant, reserved, and intelligent. Contrary to popular belief, some of them DO have boobs AND a butt (not all of them, but a fair amount of them do). They have straight, soft, and silky black hair.

asian girl 517 up, 94 down love it hate it

A female human as viewed by Americans to be of descent from an Asian country. (For instance, Japan or China.) Typically considered to be hotter than the average Caucasian girl, as viewed mostly by horny men...

asian 2409 up, 1382 down love it hate it

A person who is from a eastern oriental country such as China, Japan, or Korea. Asians are usually smart and have the following aspects although not limited to:
1. straight A's
2. strict parents
3. good at Math and Science
4. superb SAT and ACT scores
5. Ivy League college oriented
6. some can break dance and rap
7. good at video games

also, asians are considered nerds, but more of a cool-nerd type.
asian 1: hey, i got 2320 on my SAT!
asian 2: i got 2350!
asian 1: damn!

asian 3: fuck! i got an A- in english. shit, my parents are gonna kill me.

Sasuke 1295 up, 804 down love it hate it

A big vagina that can't attain power on his own so he takes short cuts.



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(damn i actually didnt mean to post this
I clicked post instead of preview..OH WELL)
Posted 8/28/09
I know this site lol I remember people were making fun of 14 dolla balla guy and put him on the urbandictionary



14 dolla balla 23 up, 2 down
The epitome of baller; one who makes 14 Canadian dollars every 60 minutes of performing their managerial job at Church's Chicken on 41st and Fraser. Signs and symptoms include: wearing the same clothes every day, buying fake Oakley sunglasses from Night Market, bicep push.
"Did you see that guy in the souped up Dodge Neon? He was a 14 dolla balla."

"Sorry guys, but I make $14/hour"

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Hentei 213 up, 18 down
The wrong way to spell hentai



Five across the eyes 36 up, 3 down
to slap someone across the face.
five referring to the number of digits on your hand.
this is usually something done by a parent to their child when the kid is unruly.

kid: duh, i'm a stupid kid, i'm gonna knock over this vase.
dad: boy!! that's five across the eyes!
<<*SMACK*>>
kid:waaaah! i am little bitch, but i sure learned my lesson.
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Manther 3612 up, 1144 down
The male version of a cougar; an older man who preys on younger women.
"Mr. Smith is such a manther, did you see his new girlfriend? She's got to be less than a quarter of his age. Awesome."

"That Smith geezer was hitting on my granddaughter at the banquet. What a hideous manther."
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Turbo 28 up, 35 down

Someone who is a total douchbag but does not realize it. Also tends to be socially retarded in most cases. They generally are hated by co-workers and family. They have no friends.

At the meeting today Katie made a real ass out of herself. I didn't know she was such a turbo. No wonder she doesn't have any friends.


It's a very accurate site.
Posted 8/28/09

Yei wrote:


Turbo 28 up, 35 down

Someone who is a total douchbag but does not realize it. Also tends to be socially retarded in most cases. They generally are hated by co-workers and family. They have no friends.

At the meeting today Katie made a real ass out of herself. I didn't know she was such a turbo. No wonder she doesn't have any friends.


It's a very accurate site.


who r u again? lol
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Posted 8/28/09

-Turbo- wrote:


Yei wrote:


Turbo 28 up, 35 down

Someone who is a total douchbag but does not realize it. Also tends to be socially retarded in most cases. They generally are hated by co-workers and family. They have no friends.

At the meeting today Katie made a real ass out of herself. I didn't know she was such a turbo. No wonder she doesn't have any friends.


It's a very accurate site.


who r u again? lol

I'm Yei

And that's actually a definition there, the 6th one (none of the other ones apply):
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turbo
Posted 8/28/09

Yei wrote:


-Turbo- wrote:


Yei wrote:


Turbo 28 up, 35 down

Someone who is a total douchbag but does not realize it. Also tends to be socially retarded in most cases. They generally are hated by co-workers and family. They have no friends.

At the meeting today Katie made a real ass out of herself. I didn't know she was such a turbo. No wonder she doesn't have any friends.


It's a very accurate site.


who r u again? lol

I'm Yei

And that's actually a definition there, the 6th one (none of the other ones apply):
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turbo


goddam i rly didnt notice how famous I was LOL
rejecting girls makes them turn
into such ugly people LOL

and sorry yei ^_~ but I still dont want you
im honored that you cared enough to look up my name though Lol
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Posted 8/28/09

-Turbo- wrote:

goddam i rly didnt notice how famous I was LOL
rejecting girls makes them turn
into such ugly people LOL

and sorry yei ^_~ but I still dont want you
im honored that you cared enough to look up my name though Lol


lol don't blame me, blame the dictionary.
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Has no discussion; just posting some funny things nothing more. Thus, it's a spam thread.
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Posted 8/28/09
Haha I love the Sasuke one.
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-Turbo- wrote:

ur moms a spam thread
LOL


How offending.

*Reports the post ;P *

Btw, don't use those '' U mom'' anymore. It makes you look like a 10 old boy who's desperately acting like he's awesome. >;)
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Baka-God wrote:

Has no discussion; just posting some funny things nothing more. Thus, it's a spam thread.



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