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Did He Go To Hell Or Texas?
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Posted 9/20/09

leviathan343 wrote:


SeraphAlford wrote:


leviathan343 wrote:

That's like saying Texas and hell are different places.


Actually, I’d consider Texas one of the best states in America. Their education system isn’t on par with, say, Washington States but it’s still pretty good. Actually, even in Washington we used text-books from Texas. They’ve got plenty of colleges and living is WAY cheaper than it is up north. Crime rates are very low, and while illegal immigrants are a pain in the back side there you can pretty much escape them if you stay out of the rural areas or the “Little Mexico,” areas….


By the way, if you ever get invited to a Mexican birthday party don’t go unless you’ve got like twenty hours of free time and love the living fuck out of fiesta music. I know that sounds racist but: A) I’m speaking from firsthand experience, My Mexican anchor baby friend Alex is the one who invited me to the party because he feels the same way and wanted somebody to escape with…bastard.

Anyway, Texas has a lot that you can't get elsewhere. Course, Washington is still the best state in this country by a long shot, and Pennsylvania’s pretty cool, and California is the edge of the world and all of western civilization... well, it's not in the top ten, but maybe the top twenty? At least in my exp.


lol I made a stupid joke and everyone takes it seriously


Relax, I wasn't taking it seriously. I know you were joking. I just responded seriously.
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Posted 9/20/09

SeraphAlford wrote:


leviathan343 wrote:


SeraphAlford wrote:


leviathan343 wrote:

That's like saying Texas and hell are different places.


Actually, I’d consider Texas one of the best states in America. Their education system isn’t on par with, say, Washington States but it’s still pretty good. Actually, even in Washington we used text-books from Texas. They’ve got plenty of colleges and living is WAY cheaper than it is up north. Crime rates are very low, and while illegal immigrants are a pain in the back side there you can pretty much escape them if you stay out of the rural areas or the “Little Mexico,” areas….


By the way, if you ever get invited to a Mexican birthday party don’t go unless you’ve got like twenty hours of free time and love the living fuck out of fiesta music. I know that sounds racist but: A) I’m speaking from firsthand experience, My Mexican anchor baby friend Alex is the one who invited me to the party because he feels the same way and wanted somebody to escape with…bastard.

Anyway, Texas has a lot that you can't get elsewhere. Course, Washington is still the best state in this country by a long shot, and Pennsylvania’s pretty cool, and California is the edge of the world and all of western civilization... well, it's not in the top ten, but maybe the top twenty? At least in my exp.


lol I made a stupid joke and everyone takes it seriously


Relax, I wasn't taking it seriously. I know you were joking. I just responded seriously.


You're lucky you got to go to a Mexican birthday party. I heard they are quite awesome.
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You're lucky you got to go to a Mexican birthday party. I heard they are quite awesome.


Well, it might’ve been a lot more entertaining if I spoke Spanish.... Well, I hated it and so did Alex. They play the same siesta music over, and over, and over, and over again the whole night and the damn party wouldn’t end. I thought, “maybe it’s just them,” but apparently that’s actually the tradition because Alex was saying that every party he’s been to has been that way and every party I’ve ever seen in Mexican families are all pretty much the same. A lot of people speaking really fast Spanish, shouting it over the redundant music, and doing so for hour after hour.

Hell, I think we might just let the illegal's over because they spend so much money at the party stores.
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