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Dwarf gets Penis Glued to Vacuum Cleaner
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A British dwarf who was performing at the 'Edinburgh Festival' found his penis glued to a vacuum cleaner while preparing for a live show.

Daniel Blackner, known as "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf" performed at the Circus of Horrors, known for its oddball and offbeat performances. As part of the show, the dwarf pulls a Henry vacuum cleaner using a special attachment, across the show attached to his penis. However, the vacuum cleaner was broken before a performance and performer Blackner placed extra-strong glue on the attachment to fix it, neglecting to wait the entire 20 minutes required for the glue to dry, which resulted in his penis becoming glued to the vacuum cleaner.

After being rushed to the A&E department of Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, Blackner was freed after an hour and remarked that: "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me. I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short lived."

Hospital sources confirmed that they treated the performer, but a spokesman for the Royal Infirmary said he could not comment on individual cases.

http://www.bizarrenews.org/content/view/114/1/


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ROFLCOPTER.
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Posted 9/5/09
Only in Edinburgh... haha
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Posted 9/5/09
Where... EXACTLY on the vacuum cleaner.

Also Henry vacuum cleaner suck D:
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Your really on a roll with all this news coming in every 10minutes,

Did the penis turn into paper? just wondering o-o if it got sucked in, wouldn't it be flat like paper.
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You know you can just save us the trouble and link us to the same website you reference in every one of your threads.
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Posted 9/5/09
^
that is no fun















:''(
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Rolfcopter? Really? Do people still say that?

Anyway, the stupidity of others is quite entertaining~

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Oh, haha.
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tee-hee
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What a failure
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Dwarf? O_o I thought they were just imaginary creatures ._.
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What's with all the penis threads >.>
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Whoa Wth...O___________o;;
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Its always the nuts isn't it
Posted 9/5/09
LOL

This is the stupidest thing I've heard today XD not that I don't believe it
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