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Dwarf gets Penis Glued to Vacuum Cleaner
Posted 1/2/10

satonohanayome wrote:

Wait, wait... so he gets embarrassed that his dong got glued to the vacuum cleaner, but the show is about him pulling the vacuum cleaner with his penis ? I fail to see, how can that be less embarrassing, it's practically the same thing


I have to agree with you there... Why would you be embarrased of that if you do it normally? Better question: Why would you do this in the first place?
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Posted 1/5/10
Poor man.
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Posted 2/16/10
that's bullshit---they don't have enough to get it stuck anywhere
Posted 2/17/10

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Bullshit story.
He was trying to fuck the vacuum.

We've all thought about it.
You know you have.


of course, vacuums sucks so why shouldn't it suck ur penis o-o
i could imagine some lonely dude try this,
Posted 2/17/10
....meh.
also, dwarfs aren't real.
Posted 2/17/10
too much for masturbating.... =_=...
Posted 2/17/10
Omg...dwarf...vacuum....funny stuff!
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I love Edinburgh.
Posted 2/17/10

mystic17 wrote:

....meh.
also, dwarfs aren't real.


they are real it's call dwarfism or another term for little people. https://health.google.com/health/ref/Growth+hormone+deficiency, it has to do with hormone deficiency etc, there is a girl that i work with at good that this disability and she is really awesome :3
Posted 2/17/10

DRO1 wrote:

I guess he can now say crappy jokes to play it off like, "I got extra suction on my wang last night" or... "My cock was once the neighbor of the baddest suck in town..."




HA!

sorry might be lame of me but i laughed when i read the jokes omg.
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Posted 2/17/10
Lawl. World gets more weird by the minute.
Posted 2/17/10

CecilTheDarkKnight_234 wrote:


they are real it's call dwarfism or another term for little people. https://health.google.com/health/ref/Growth+hormone+deficiency, it has to do with hormone deficiency etc, there is a girl that i work with at good that this disability and she is really awesome :3


eh. I still don't like that term anyway. it sounds insulting. =T
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Posted 2/17/10
Lmaoooo thats kinda.. gross.. but funny. Lol.
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Posted 2/17/10 , edited 2/17/10

mystic17 wrote:


CecilTheDarkKnight_234 wrote:


they are real it's call dwarfism or another term for little people. https://health.google.com/health/ref/Growth+hormone+deficiency, it has to do with hormone deficiency etc, there is a girl that i work with at good that this disability and she is really awesome :3


eh. I still don't like that term anyway. it sounds insulting. =T


There is nothing insulting about the word Dwarf.. At that The Viking God deem that Dwarfs had powers that normal men could never obtain.
Now if he was to say Gully-Dwarf I say that was insulting.

Even in other places Dwarfs was look at like mystical beings. If I was only 4'10" or less, I love to be known as a Dwarf over a little person or halfling any day of the year. But then Halfings are shorter than Dwarfs.



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Dwarf? O_o I thought they were just imaginary creatures ._.


Nope Dwarfs, Dragons, and Giant sea monsters are real.. I am still looking for evidence of Elves. (maby further north?)

Posted 2/17/10

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There is nothing insulting about the word Dwarf.. At that The Viking God deem that Dwarfs had powers that normal men could never obtain.
Now if he was to say Gully-Dwarf I say that was insulting.

Even in other places Dwarfs was look at like mystical beings. If I was only 4'10" or less, I love to be known as a Dwarf over a little person or halfling any day of the year. But then Halfings are shorter than Dwarfs.




I'm going by what I've seen at school with kids picking on others who're around that height & called that name. that's why.
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