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Motorcyclist hurt making leap of faith over giant crab
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A motorcyclist was hurt Friday while practicing a jump as part of a promotional event for Freedom Worship Baptist Church, which is home to what is claimed to be the world’s largest model of a horseshoe crab.

“I know last year he jumped the crab,” Blanchester Police Chief Scott Reinbolt said.

“They have what they call the crab jump,” the chief said. “The guy on the motorcycle jumps the crab. They paint it as a leap of faith – believe in Christ.”




According to the church's webpage they have the crab because "The horseshoe crab splinters the evolutionary theory as it has not changed( as the fossil record shows) since it's creation on Day 5"
(to me the crab represents their fundamental ignorance of the theory of evolution).




Word.

HURR DURR HORSESHOE CRABS HAVE BEEN HORSESHOE CRABS EVER SINCE THEY LOOKED LIKE HORSESHOE CRABS DURR DURR.
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Did he had Crab Juice on him?
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When I read the title, I thought you were talking about this fella:





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DarkYuri wrote:

When I read the title, I thought you were talking about this fella:







Coconut crabs are fucking scary, especially when they start migrating.
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DarkYuri wrote:

When I read the title, I thought you were talking about this fella:







ohgodthesewillhauntmynightmares
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leviathan343 wrote:

Coconut crabs are fucking scary, especially when they start migrating.


If I ever saw them all coming in my direction, I'd either run like crazy (and I mean CRAZY) or I'd be petrified and unable to move a muscle.
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Sekushi_Sushi wrote:


DarkYuri wrote:

When I read the title, I thought you were talking about this fella:







ohgodthesewillhauntmynightmares


Oh, then you'll CERTAINLY like these:

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the post above me...








.... i was eating jellypudding... nao i dun want to anymoar ,.... ;_;
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Oh man. I was laughing when I read the op, but then I saw those pictures. My skin is crawling now.
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I thought you were talking about sand crabs
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I just have one question: if they use that crab's fossils to prove that Evolution doesn't exist, then what is their argument regarding ALL the others that did evolve? Can't they just figure out that the species that didn't probably didn't because there was no need?
WHAT ABOUT CHICKENS, HUH?!
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DarkYuri wrote:

When I read the title, I thought you were talking about this fella:







Oh my god thats big ass crab lol i dont want to run into that.
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I believe in luck not christ he could have hurt himself or worst died, god would have let him die for such a stupid move stop giving god credit for things he doesnt do.
Posted 9/6/09 , edited 9/6/09
Yuck, those crabs look nasty.
If I saw one near my hosue I'd scream and run away.
Some of those pictures don't even relate to the topic.

Anyway, that idiot probably deserved it. Must have been God's way of teaching him a lesson.
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