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Men Overheard
Posted 9/7/09
Duplicate? Lock before the 'I'm going to rape your thread for being a duplicate' people come in thanks.

Ok so have you ever been just going about your normal daily activites and overheard men talking, or has your bf made you laugh lately? Sometimes they come out with the funniest stuff. Share them here and lol.

Was in food shop:

Man1: If I give my kitten the adult food, will it become like a super-kitten?
Man2: Oh. My. God we have to try it!
Man1: Hell yeah *high fives the other man*
Man 2: Your a genuis!

Posted 9/7/09
"but my bed is too small" - Random guy on the phone today
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Posted 9/7/09 , edited 9/7/09
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overheard a guy saying "my nipples hurt" (in restaurant)
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Posted 9/7/09
I heard a girl say "my boobs wont fit"
Posted 9/7/09
Long time ago. My music teacher was talking on the phone.
"Chris! no! We can't be together anymore, I'm a teacher now! You have to find someone else!!"
My music teacher was a guy, he said that in the gayest voice ever. I knew he was gay.
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Posted 9/7/09
Some guy was going out of the bathroom and ran to his wife and was all "So, I was on the toilet and when I got up THIS (Idk what he was talking about, I never want to) was almost in the toilet."

I was wtfing. D:
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Posted 9/7/09

choclate28 wrote:

Long time ago. My music teacher was talking on the phone.
"Chris! no! We can't be together anymore, I'm a teacher now! You have to find someone else!!"
My music teacher was a guy, he said that in the gayest voice ever. I knew he was gay.


yucks. my course teacher's voice was like a gay too -__-
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Posted 9/7/09
"I have 3 rabbits in my freezer"
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Posted 9/8/09
So you distract the parents while I grab the children
Posted 9/8/09
I was watching this star show and some guy beside me was like I-CASSANDRA! and his friend was like what the heck? and he said I-cassandra means I can't stand cha.
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Posted 9/9/09
I haven't overheard funny things. I have a unique sense of humor in which most people don't fulfill. Well, I guess I wouldn't say it's unique, but, it's very vulgar and not many people have a vulgar sense of humor.
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Posted 9/9/09
I overheard one line from someone on the phone: "Well, Gandalf is the white wizard so it would work!"
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Posted 9/9/09
I got my my girlfriends sister pregnant man!
THAT'S ALSO MY SISTER YOU FUCKING CUNT!
*punch*
*get's dragged outta restaurant*



i wuz like: WOAH SHIT.
how many kids?
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Posted 9/9/09

Sunnyxx wrote:

"I have 3 rabbits in my freezer"


What's so odd about that? Rabbits probably taste nice, especially their legs.... So fit... *watery mouth*
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Posted 9/9/09 , edited 9/9/09
Man 1 : ''This is the plan; you're going to ----''

Man 2 : '' Wtf, there's no plan, just charge in and keel them''

Man 1 : '' Oh sure''

;; They charge in, and get surrounded by dogs ;;

Man 2 : '' Bro, what was the plan again?''


I don't know why, but I laughed so hard when I heard this ;P



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