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Posted 12/29/07 , edited 12/29/07
hehehehe, our proffesor in our college gave this out as a assignment for the holidays. I thought it would be a good topic. post as many as you can! If your not in college just think that if you are how many ways can you get expelled ^_^.
Posted 12/30/07
Streak across the campus?
Posted 12/30/07
Run around yelling "CHEESE AND CANADA!"
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Posted 12/30/07
Procrastinate! T_T yup... I failed 2 subjects doing that -_-

Go around insulting your lecturers... yeah, I've done that, too T_T

Write a thesis on how to kill your classmates... okay, it seems I've done all of these


um... gotta think, lol. I've done loads of things that could warrant my discontinuation at college XD
Posted 12/30/07
Pimpwalk everywhere and then tell your teachers that you should ace their class because you are too damn awesome.
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Call everyone a whore... okay, I don't do that, but one of my friends had been doing that, he ended up being the enemy of all people on campus and almost got bashed XD
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Posted 12/31/07

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Streak across the campus?


Actually theres an annual event in our college where you can streak. its like legal in our scholl ^_^ l0l
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Well you could say that our college is a VERY LIBERAL college. Some of my classmates even went to school in thier pajama coz the class is to early. >_< well bieng arrogant wont get you expelled it would just make everybody hate you hehehee
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Posted 12/31/07

fallen016 wrote:


nyczfinest wrote:

Streak across the campus?


Actually theres an annual event in our college where you can streak. its like legal in our scholl ^_^ l0l


rotflmao!! If that ever happened at my college, we'd be excommunicated XD *le sai*

Ah... here's another: stay up all night every night 'studying' either the TV or the computer - I diligently study my computer ^_~
Posted 12/31/07
When you said that, I immediately thought of American Pie...>_>
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lol, I think the last time I watched American Pie was like.. 5 years ago or something XD maybe even before that? o_O;; anywho, another way you can not graduate from college is just not hand things in - yeah, I did that with the two subjects I failed T_T
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lol i still passed my history subject even though i didn't hand in any work, projects, and get low grades on tests + midterms xD
how about just procrastinate? like don't go to class at all and go partying or lazying around all day long everyday and don't hand in any work that be nice xD
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Posted 12/31/07
Well there's even a article about it in wikipedia.com hehehehe, fraternities around campus does this as an annual event ^_^

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblation_Run
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*dies* lol, well that'd be interesting to watch [not so much participate in :P] Ah... another way to not graduate from University is to send porn to your lecturers T_T
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Posted 12/31/07
hahaha, thats one way to get a teacher pissed ^_^, here are some that i think would really get you expelled.

1. take the Director's car for a joy ride, total it then burn it.
2. Talk trash about the teachers and the college.
3. brandish a gun at school. (though i think that you would most likely be arrested and expulsion would be the least of your problems.l0l)
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