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Posted 1/1/08
^rotflmao! Ah, I might try that XD joy rides are so fun <3
I already talk trash about the teachers & college, and to their face T_T I even told one lecturer in class [in front of 60 other students] that I hated him XD
Hmmm... yeah, that'd lead to being arrested - that and I can't afford a gun ~_^;;

Here's another: graffiti your tag all over the school like Jonah Takalua [from 'Summer Heights High'] did:
*dick*tation


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Posted 1/1/08
^lmao!

When giving a speech or lecture yourself, end each sentence with a rude comment. Such as: "...kiss my ass" or "...with your bum in the air" or "...my nose in your mouth" (they don't make sense, but I can't think right now).
Posted 1/1/08
Imitate games. Go around whipping people like the Belmonts xD
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Posted 1/1/08

Shinjitsu_Sama wrote:

^rotflmao! Ah, I might try that XD joy rides are so fun <3
I already talk trash about the teachers & college, and to their face T_T I even told one lecturer in class [in front of 60 other students] that I hated him XD
Hmmm... yeah, that'd lead to being arrested - that and I can't afford a gun ~_^;;

Here's another: graffiti your tag all over the school like Jonah Takalua [from 'Summer Heights High'] did:
*dick*tation




SoB, I think that might just work hahaha ^_^

hmm, whipping other people wouldn't people just avoid coz they think you're a sadist and kinda mental? >_<
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pull the fire alarm during the Final exam period. ---that's definitely a sure way to get you expelled at my school.

P.S. Don't try this at home folks lol
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pull the fire alarm during the Final exam period. ---that's definitely a sure way to get you expelled at my school.

P.S. Don't try this at home folks lol

ah, that's actually happened twice at my college. And our fire alarms go off often, usually in the guys' dorms - they can't cook T_T
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Posted 1/2/08
Easy. Don't go to lectures. You don't know how many times I've been screwed over because I was too lazy to go to class.
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Posted 1/3/08
well i kinda did that out of my 6 subjects on the first sem i only passed 2 because of that >_< I never want to do it again.
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lol, I've had friends fail because they didn't turn up to lectures XD *le sai*

Make an enemy of the College President or whatever [I made an enemy of the admission officer at my college and wasn't able to get in for 3 years until I took it to the higher-ups] º-º it sucks when that happens -_-
Posted 1/3/08
Sleep through out the semester...It is easy, economic and not dangerous.....
Though I have yet to try it.....but I did sleep in for 3 weeks straight...lol...but still managed to pass at least half of my subjects....
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Lol, I get so lazy I can't walk home [it's around a 1/2 hour walk back to my place, and I don't have a car, and my bike's rusted] so I go to the girls dorms and stay in a few of my friends rooms ^_^ I have to rotate around rooms though, because if I get caught by the dean I'd have to pay *le sai* Anyways, I failed 2 of my subjects so I'd know how to fail anyways XD
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Posted 1/3/08
1. Cheat in a test
2. Steal the test the night before and re-write everything to a totally different topic
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Posted 1/4/08
yeah cheating will really get you expelled ^_^ i've just thought some new ones up

burn your school
burn your professors house
set firecrackers will the teachers lecturing

kinda make it sounds like i'm into arson >_<
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Posted 1/5/08
lmao! pyromaniac XP Ah, but I've technically burnt my school - 'accidentally' left something on the stove, left it there for over an hour on medium heat and well, the smoke detector got wind of it before anything too bad could happen -_- burning my lecturer's house? Could do! Haha, I actually met up with one of my lecturers today *shock/horror* >_o it was alright though, because they're nice :3 firecrackers are hard to get around here ;-;
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Posted 1/6/08
hmmmmm... a bomb, but when nobody is in school. i don't want to kill nobody
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