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Jizz In My Pants
Posted 9/13/09
Let's see for example

1st post:
I'll call her

2nd post:
Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain. Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I jizzed in my pants

showed him/her a knife?

3rd post:
When he/she took out a knife. I jizzed in my pants

get it?
Posted 9/13/09
Made you watch porn.
Posted 9/13/09 , edited 9/13/09
When he showed me some porn. I suddenly Jizzed in my pants! XD

I showed him/her the ending of Sixth Sense
Posted 9/13/09 , edited 9/13/09
When I saw the ending which I don't remember I jizzed?

Made you watch 2girls1cup
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Posted 9/13/09 , edited 9/13/09
i jizzed when it started...

the stick start talking..
Posted 9/13/09
When he told me the stick figure is talking. I Jizzed In my pants

I kissed a boy...
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Posted 9/13/09
when i saw him licking the guy tongue...i totally jizzed in my pants

i killed a cat and ate it...
Posted 9/13/09
When I saw him ate the cat. I jizzed in my pants

I kiss the guy's girlfriend (the guy I kissed) XD
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Posted 9/13/09
when i saw them having a threesome...i jizzed and puke at my pants...

i made roast dog 4 dinner and invited you...
Posted 9/13/09
I ate it and jizzed

I made you watch Oprah for a day.
Posted 9/13/09 , edited 9/13/09
When I watched Oprah. I jizzed in my pants XD

I showed him my fist
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Posted 9/13/09
when i was half dead after watching it for 23 minutes...and jizzed my pants too

i slaughter the dude with the blade...
Posted 9/13/09 , edited 9/13/09
He pulled out a gun and shot you then I jizzed.

I made you take steroids
Posted 9/13/09 , edited 9/13/09
Just holding the steroid thing, I Jizzed in my pants

I told a funny joke
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Posted 9/13/09
when i heard,i laughed till my throat explode...and jizzed my pant at the same time...

i notice that there's no girl in this thread...
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