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Funniest Thing You've Heard or Seen on Public Transport
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Posted 9/14/09
well what is it..... i need to laugh
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Posted 9/14/09
Well, guys going to a music festival by train a few years back.
They were drunk and one guy pulled another's pants down.. I was 13 and with my friend and her mum. xD
I had no idea what was going on until her mum screamed "CLOSE YOUR EYES!"
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On a subway train, these two ladies were arguing over who would get to use the vibrator that night XD
They were really loud too, which made it even more awkward for everyone else.
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Posted 9/14/09
The stupid kids who come in groups and go in bus and start playing the game PENIS, VAGINA game ._. *sigh*
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Posted 9/14/09
Wow, there is a huge list of stories on a group I'm a part of. I'll list some that are appropriate for CR:
"The other day I heard some guys freestyling. One of them could beatbox for about 7 seconds at a time, and one of the other guys would rhyme about shooting people and drugs and other gangster things while the others yelled "spit it!" and "that's sick!" It was coolish until I realized he was just remembering stuff he already thought up or heard somewhere else and wasn't actually thinking up the rhymes on the spot."

"once i overheard 2 "gansters" talking about how the "purple ones" don't work as well as the "orange ones"

then he said

"I can't say that because its not politically correct""

"Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Like, OH!MY!GOD!"

"Last year, one guy on the bus was complaining (loudly, I might add) to his friend that he had been banned from riding OC Transpo. After that, he spit on the floor of the bus."

"girl: its gonna be my first time tonight

old woman beside her: in that case i'd suggest a hanky"


Those are some good gems, if I find anything else I'll post.
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Posted 9/14/09
EW! They share a vibrator!

One of the things that you should never share.
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Posted 9/14/09
usually too crowded to even move around
But sometimes it's a bit less crowded, and I'd see people sitting and standing.
Sometimes there will be a couple that gets on the bus.
Those really mushy touchy touchy couples that can't let go of each other, even on a moving bus where there are no seats!
So they'd stand there, STILL holding each other like their life depended on it
Then the bus makes a sudden stop or makes a sharp turn and they stumble together.
Quite a funny scene if you were there =P and would have been funnier if they fell together...
Oh gee... I'm not mean, seriously =P Just wish couples would get a room and not do mushy stuff in public!
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Posted 9/14/09
A girl and her friend: "And while we fucked *does motions*, I accidentally peed and maybe shitted on him. He kicked me off the bed and ran into the showers cursing. Fml."

lmfao something like that

Posted 9/14/09
I've only been on a bus once.
I've only been on a train once.
I've only taken a taxi about 4 times.

...And I don't really remember anything that happened while on them.
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Posted 9/14/09
Some retard threw a piece of paper at some guys head in high school. The guy turned around and punched the wrong guy. I laughed and then he thought it was me, but I punched him first and the bus braked while I was doing it, so he flew all the way to the front of the bus... Then I laughed some more...
Posted 9/19/09 , edited 12/21/09
One time, when I was on the metro, this guy sneezed so loud, everyone jumped from shock. That's all I got. :/

Oh. thought of another boring one, when the metro was moving, my friend was trying to be cool and not use the railing, when it stopped, she fell on her butt.
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Posted 9/20/09
reminds me of a boy and a girl having a public display of affection--kissing and necking-- in a bus.
then another girl went to their side and slapped the guy..
to my astonishment, the girl was claiming that she is the boy's gf. However, the former girl is asserting the same thing too.
and that was the start of the riot.

men these days dont know how to hide their rubbish. o.o

and i find it funny because the boy's facial expression at that time was priceless.
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Posted 9/20/09
umm dunno about funny more like a scary moment for me..was sitting on the bus, and some lady was stand in front of me kinda to the side holding the pole above. and she had uber armpit hair. like all naturale. was disgusting LOL
Posted 9/20/09 , edited 9/20/09
Two guys in the underground train when one of them shouted "I forgot how to use condom!" and the other one said "How?!"
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Posted 9/20/09
lol overhearing some Americans talk smack about Asian people in Asia in English on a bus- quite a mouthful but figure it out!
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