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Funniest Thing You've Heard or Seen on Public Transport
Posted 12/10/09
Posted 12/18/09
LOL that was funny but..:rolleyes:

Ah...I can't recall mine..will tell yah later
Posted 12/19/09
some drunk guy calling me fat... we had to stop because it couldnt carry his weight... i lol'd so hard...
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Posted 12/19/09 , edited 12/19/09
some guy fell alseep and started using my shoulder as a pillow, so I moved out of the way and he fell off the seat.
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Posted 12/22/09
It was when me and my friends were going to elise estrada on her concert.This guy randomly shouted. "Have you been to Stanley Park? (a park in vancouver bc, canada) You should go there. And Also, Jump off a bridge while your at it." We started laughing and joking about it after he said it. it was LOL.
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Posted 12/28/09
"Sa mga Pasaherong sasakay ng tren, huwag ninyo salubungin ang mga bababa dahil wala po silang pasulubong sa inyo"

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"The passengers boarding the train, you do not meet the minimum because they po pasulubong you"

A rough translation by me

"To the passengers boarding the train, do not intercept and block the passengers going out since they don't have presents for you anyways"

A pun on the word salubungin(Intercept, block) and pasalubong(some sort of present)
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Posted 12/28/09
Hmm, well thr was this singlish auntie that said "Ah boy, lai, we go shee shee." Plainly meaning "Little boy, come, we're gonna take a piss." I thought it was funny cos that auntie said it in a train & yea, whr do you piss when you're in a train.
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Posted 5/21/10
this guy walk by and farts
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Posted 5/21/10
on the bus one morning, this graybeard got pissed at a young kid for some reason and started picking a fight. he kept shouting, "you feelin' froggish? then leap!" i died from laughter then and there.
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Posted 5/21/10 , edited 5/21/10
On a train going to a convention, I overheard some nerds talking in German about Pokemon.

Also, an apparently schizophrenic hobo wandered onto a subway I was in once. A kind person gave him some change, and he thanked them in falsetto.
Posted 5/28/10
A cute girl got on the bus and when she sat down, she farted--as in LOUDLY. We heard (and smelled? ew.) it. LOL...blushingly, she said, "Um...I farted." we couldn't stop laughing...poor thing. LMAO!
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