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seeing how my comments always get marked as spam in that kingdom hearts rpg because they're random, i've decided to make an epic of my own. the only rule is:

1. there are no rules.
2. but the comments have to be random and follow some sort of wierd ass storyline. similar to napoleon dynamite but with more adventure.

so now that u all hopefully know what to do, i'll kickstart this epic..... snoogans!

- Vindergunk woke up one morning with the oddest feeling. he didn't know what had happened. he stepped out of bed, tripped on his girlfriend, Gus, and landed on the floor, smashing his precious little morning boner into a thousand pieces. his morning was made of pwn and fail especially since last night. he had lost his virginity to Gus who turned out to be a hermaphrodite so he's confused about his sexual orientation at the moment. all of the sudden he heard a cry coming from outside his cardboard box ........................................................ i mean his house. he grabbed his sword and did a barrel roll. when he made it outside he couldn't believe his eyes. he saw a demon. the demon is know as a "Sh*tting D*ck Nipples Demon". the chi that was glowing from within this Sh*tting D*ck Nipples Demon was flabbergasting! Vindergunk yelled out "OMFG!!!!!! HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!"
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Hmm...you call that random?

- Vindergunk knew that he was going to die, until lolis appeared out of nowhere and devoured the Sh*tting D*ck Nipples Demon. Desu appeared as well and said to Vindergunk "You are not GAR, desu." Vindergunk was then saged to death.
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shogglefluff then gave vindergunk his last phoenix down and vindergunk woketh up with the ultimate stiffy! then the pagan warlord odin created a flaming storm from the sky. vindergunk got up and said "IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!" he then pointed his dong to the sky and said "SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and blasted odin and obliterated his viking ass once and for all. but then after the storm ended someone attacked vindergunk. vindergunk has had it with all of these faggatronicks and finally decides to do what everyone wants to do at least once in their lifetime. he builds a space helicoptor!
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*drinking some bubble tea and watching the randomness*

Hmm... interesting..
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^what's bubble tea?
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*clear throat*... I'm glad you ask... *puts on teacher glasses, closes the lights in the room, and puts on a slide show.*

Simply... bubble tea is this:

Bubble tea is a tea beverage that originated in Taiwan in the 1980s. The term "bubble" refers to the tapioca balls in the drink. These chewy tapioca balls, or "pearls," are consumed along with the beverage through a wide straw. Bubble tea is extremely popular in Asia, California, and Canada. Bubble tea is especially popular in many East Asian regions such as Taiwan, China (including Hong Kong and Macau), South Korea, Malaysia, the Philippines, Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam, and Brunei.

Bubble tea is a mixture of iced or hot sweetened tea, milk, and often other flavorings. The distinctive characteristics of bubble tea are the black gummy balls made of tapioca (or, more commonly in East Asia, yam starch), called "pearls" or "boba" or balls that sit at the bottom of the cup. The pearls are larger than those found in tapioca pudding, with a diameter of at least 6 millimeters, but smaller ones are occasionally used. They are generally translucent brown with a darker brown center, although pearls of other colors have also recently become available.

The original bubble tea consisted of a hot Taiwanese black tea, tapioca pearls, condensed milk, and honey. As this drink became more popular, variations were created. Initially iced versions with a hint of peach or plum flavoring began to appear, then more fruit flavors were added until the tea was removed entirely in favor of real fruits. Today you can find shops entirely devoted to bubble tea, similar to juice bars of the early 1990's. They usually contain colored pearls that are chosen to match whatever fruit juice is used, in addition to brightly colored oversize straws for sucking up the pearls.

Bubble tea is generally split into two types: fruit-flavored teas, and milk teas. Milk teas may use dairy or non-dairy creamers.

The mixtures that make up bubble tea vary. Several examples of flavors are strawberry, passion fruit, chocolate, and coconut, and may be added in the form of powder, fruit juice, pulp, or syrup to hot black or green tea, which is shaken in a cocktail shaker or mixed in a blender with ice until chilled. The mixture is usually combined with milk and cooked tapioca pearls.

Bubble tea bars like Lollicup serves bubble tea use a machine to seal the top of the cup with plastic cellophane, which a drinker pierces with a straw. Other cafes still use plastic dome-shaped lids.

These tapioca pearls are made mostly of tapioca starch, which comes from the tapioca, or bitter-cassava plant. In other parts of the world, the bitter-cassava plant may be called manioca or yuca. Cassava is native to South America, and was introduced to Asia in the 1800s. The balls are prepared by boiling for 25 minutes, until they are cooked thoroughly but have not lost pliancy, then cooled for 25 minutes. After cooking they last about 7 hours. The pearls have little taste, and are usually soaked in sugar or honey solutions.


... and that concludes your lesson. Stay tuned when we start talking about a dish called siopao.



Reference: Wikipedia.org
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_tea
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HOLY F*CKING SHIT!
i think i might have consumed one of those the other day.
but instead of calling it bubble tea i simply called it "a drink with balls."

anyways vindergunk then steped on the twin towers and rammed his face into a ghetto and ate chicken and watermelon for 8 days straight!
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thou shalt abandon thine throne in the forums for now for i just realized that i do in fact have something to do in thine life.
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