DO NOT TRY THESE UNLESS YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH!!!
Ichimaru Gin
1. Repeatedly insist he show you his bankai.
2. Ask him which of his parents was the fox.
3. Tell him you slept with Matsumoto.
4. Call him, tell him your his mother, and lecture him on leaving soul society.
5. Dress up as Aizen and tell him he's fired.
6. Dye your hair purple, put on a fox mask and tell the other capitans your Ichimaru.
7. Call him 'Foxy-kun'.
8. Remind him over and over that none of the Espada like him.
9. Purchase a bikini and tell all the arrancar you found it in his room.
10. Follow him around, laughing hystericaly.
Ichigo Kurosaki (Running out of idea's here
1. Sell his sisters on Ebay.
2. Beat him up.
3. Buy a ginger cat and name it after him.
4. Insist Rukia likes Renji more than him.
5. Bury him.
6. Every time he meets Orihime, chat 'Kiss kiss kiss'!
7. Tell all the capitans that there's a party at his house.
8. Climb on his back and tell him since Zaraki has a cute person on his back, so should he.
9. When he goes to soul society/huerco mundo, grab his leg and scream 'TAKE ME WITH YOU'!
10. Cut off his arm and tell him that when he next fights Grimmjow, it'll be equal.
Ulquiorra Schiffer
1. Dye his hair pink.
2. Make fun of his name. (Who doesn't think 'Schiffer' sounds stupid?)
3. Plug up his hollow hole with candy and send Yachiru after him.
4. Tell him Aizen replaced the Espada uniform with pink frilly dresses.
5. If he believes you, take pictures.
6. Tell him Grimmjow should be No.4.
7. When he's in the real world, send everyone else in Huerco Mundo on holiday and laugh as he wonders where everyone is.
8. Hypnotise him.
9. Call him 'My little Ulqui-kun'.
10. Steal his zanpakuto, paint it black, and call it 'the emo sword of doom'.
Now run like hell. Ichigo will just beat you up, and Gin has a sense of humor, but Ulqui-kun will rip off your head and feed it to Yami!
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