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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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Posted 11/1/06
simple just post yo mama jokes

yo mama so poor you broke your skate board and she said "what the hell did you do to our car??"
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25 / M / alabama, usa ......
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

yo momma teeth so yellow i cant believe its not butter
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Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows

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25 / M / The Mean Streets...
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yo mommas so ugly, she has to tie a porkchop around her neck, just so that her dog would play with her

your mommas so ugly, she went to the ugly club, and they said "sorry, its amateurs night"

your momma is so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet

your daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck, he looks like a broken condom

your momma is so dumb, she got locked in a Stop n shop, and starved to death

your momma is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks

your momma is so ugly, at a strip joint, people pay her to put her clothes back on

your momma is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes


i have more,,,lemme remember...
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21 / M / hell
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Posted 11/1/06
lol this thread is lame but so is life so ill say one i geuss

yo mamma so fat she made the grand canyon (i misspelled it)
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25 / M / OH, USA
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Posted 11/1/06
Lets all just quote our favorite freestylin insult hooligan from Yo Momma then shall we.



Yo momma is so dumb I told her to do the robot and now r2d2 has aids.
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yo mama so fat, the city gave her an area code

yo mama so fat, Nasa orbited a satellite around her

yo mama so fat, the tide follows her

yo mama so fat, she buys the whole Mcdonald store just to get full

yo mama so fat, her car is a forklift

yo mama so ugly, she shaved her ass and walked backward
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25 / M / The Mean Streets...
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Posted 11/1/06
that show is so dumb
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yo mama is so fat she eats asprin with mayonaise.
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25 / M / The Mean Streets...
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your momma is so dumb, she took the pepsi challenge and chose Jif
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Posted 11/1/06
" Yo momma is soooo fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon. "

heh, the azn voice does help.
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Yo momma is so fat you could use her underwear for a parachute
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yo mama is a cunt
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Yo momma is so poor that I saw here kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said "moving".
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Yo mamma teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars start slowing down
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