417 cr points
Send Message:   21 / M / Ga.
 Offline
|
simple just post yo mama jokes
yo mama so poor you broke your skate board and she said "what the hell did you do to our car??"
|
995 cr points
Send Message: 24 / M / alabama, usa ......
Offline
|
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
yo momma teeth so yellow i cant believe its not butter
|
2231 cr points
Send Message: F
Offline
|
Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
|
8312 cr points
Send Message: 23 / M / The Mean Streets...
Offline
|
yo mommas so ugly, she has to tie a porkchop around her neck, just so that her dog would play with her
your mommas so ugly, she went to the ugly club, and they said "sorry, its amateurs night"
your momma is so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet
your daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck, he looks like a broken condom
your momma is so dumb, she got locked in a Stop n shop, and starved to death
your momma is so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks
your momma is so ugly, at a strip joint, people pay her to put her clothes back on
your momma is so dumb, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
i have more,,,lemme remember...
|
126 cr points
Send Message: 20 / M / hell
Offline
|
lol this thread is lame but so is life so ill say one i geuss
yo mamma so fat she made the grand canyon (i misspelled it)
|
381 cr points
Send Message: 23 / M / OH, USA
Offline
|
Lets all just quote our favorite freestylin insult hooligan from Yo Momma then shall we.
Yo momma is so dumb I told her to do the robot and now r2d2 has aids. |
5352 cr points
Send Message: 22 / M
Offline
|
yo mama so fat, the city gave her an area code
yo mama so fat, Nasa orbited a satellite around her
yo mama so fat, the tide follows her
yo mama so fat, she buys the whole Mcdonald store just to get full
yo mama so fat, her car is a forklift
yo mama so ugly, she shaved her ass and walked backward
|
8312 cr points
Send Message: 23 / M / The Mean Streets...
Offline
|
that show is so dumb
|
9098 cr points
Send Message: 23 / M
Offline
|
yo mama is so fat she eats asprin with mayonaise. |
8312 cr points
Send Message: 23 / M / The Mean Streets...
Offline
|
your momma is so dumb, she took the pepsi challenge and chose Jif
|
15815 cr points
Send Message: 23 / M / Melbourne
Offline
|
" Yo momma is soooo fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon. "
heh, the azn voice does help.
|
2231 cr points
Send Message: F
Offline
|
Yo momma is so fat you could use her underwear for a parachute
|
2231 cr points
Send Message: F
Offline
|
Yo momma is so poor that I saw here kicking a can down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said "moving".
|
15948 cr points
Send Message:
Offline
|
Yo mamma teeth are so yellow that when she smiles cars start slowing down
|
Post Reply
**Yo mama jokes! 
