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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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Posted 11/2/06
Your momma is so fat, old, dumb, poor, smelly and also her teeth are so yellow.
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Yo mama is so fat, I ran around her twice...and got lost.

You mama is so stupid, she got ran over by a parked car.
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yo mama so fat she made shinato cry (ava) lol sry that was kinda stupid
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Yo mamma is such a whore, she got more friends than Tom in myspace
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Posted 11/2/06
ur mommas pussy is so nasty that dey eat it on fear factor...
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yo mama is like home depot, 5 cent a screw.
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Posted 12/25/06
your mamas so poor that she chases down hte garbage truck with a shopping list
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Posted 12/25/06
lol. funny.

ur momma's like a hockey player- she doesn't change her pads for 3 periods.

ur momma's so fat, she uses a matress instead of a maxi-pad.

ur momma's so ugly, when she was born her mamma said "what a treasure" and her daddy said "yeah...let's go bury it."

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24 / M / detroit and the v...
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Posted 1/4/07
you mama so fat she sit on cole and get dimonds
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23 / M / Not Where I Want...
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Posted 1/4/07
yo momma so dumb shed die in a fire cuz she couldnt find eleven after dailing nine
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Posted 1/4/07
^ uh no offense but dumb jokes don't work if the person who writes them does not even care to spell them correctly.
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23 / M / Not Where I Want...
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Posted 1/4/07
your momma so ugly when she gives a strip tease its strip torture.
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23 / M / Oregon
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Posted 1/4/07
Your momma is so fat, when she gets busy, the Indians start yelling "The sun is coming up! No wait, its going down! Up, down, up, down, up, down..."

You momma is so poor, I was walking down the street, stepped on a cigarette, and your mom yelled "Hey, who turned off the heat?"

^I didnt make these up... and I know they are lame =p.
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22 / F / Wonderland
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Posted 1/4/07
yo mama is so dirty, she has to sneak up on bathwater
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29 / M / New York
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Posted 1/4/07
Mines dirty....

Yo Momma's pussy is so nasty....

They make people eat it on fear factor!
OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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