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Send Message:   26 / F / World
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Yo mama SO FAT, she jumped up and got stuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
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Send Message: 19 / F / Thee 510 1800s.
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Yo mama so FAT that wen she sneezed she bit her niples
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Send Message: 22 / F / !i!ToinK!i!
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yo mama so skinny she can pass through the bars in the prison
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Send Message: 26 / F / 305
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Yo momma is so stupid, when they told her to do an essay, she had sex with a mexican.
Yo momma is so stupid that she wasted an hour looking at a carton of juice just 'cause it said 100% Concentration.
Yo momma is so poor that when I saw her digging in the trash can, I asked her, "What're you doing?" She replied, "Early Christmas shopping."
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Send Message: 21 / M / Philippines
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yo mamma is so fat, when she passed by the TV you missed the whole season of FRIENDS.
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Send Message: 24 / M / Somewhere on Crun...
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Yo mama is so fat, when she went swimming in the atlantic ocean, she was claimed as a new continent
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Send Message: 25 / M / comic shops and c...
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yo mama's reproductive system is so retarded that she got impregnated at a lesbian orgy.
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Send Message: 34 / M / toronto
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you're mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention
you're mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
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Send Message: 21 / M / in the corner of...
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"your mama's so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl"
"your mama's like a fly, she sucks me up till i slap her"
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Send Message: 22 / F / the world
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your mama so fat that she has other fat women orbiting around her
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yo mama so fat she got on a scale and it said to be continued |
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Send Message: 24 / Outer Heaven
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yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 97926354 was on the scales!
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Send Message: 19 / M / England- St Albans
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yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the T.V and watches the sofa
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Send Message: 21 / F / Suisse~
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yo momma is so fat, her breast milk is now POOF!
^^ eehh cant remember the exact words.. it was on the TV show "yo momma"lol
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