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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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Yo Momma So Fat she was baptized at Sea World
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Oh yeah? Yo mamma so fat she wears different watches cuz' she covers different time zones...! >:D >:D
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19 / F / summerfield-florida
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Posted 5/30/07
yo mama so ugly she went in a strip club and they payed her to keep her clothes on
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F / America
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Yo mama was so fat that when God said "Let there be Light" , he told her to move
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19 / F / summerfield-florida
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yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
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22 / M / California
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Yo mama so ugly i mistaken her face for walking shit
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Posted 5/30/07
yo mama is so fat that her blood is thicker than wet cement.

Yo mama's blood pressure is so high, that if I poked her with a needle she would pop.

Yo mama is so ronchy that people go crap fishing between her legs.

Yo mama is so fat that when she gives birth they hire miners to dig the baby out.

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23 / F
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Posted 5/30/07
Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
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35 / M / toronto
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Posted 5/30/07
yo mamma so fat she uses time magazine to find her asshole
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Posted 5/30/07

kyocool wrote:

your momma is soo black that i shot @ her in the dark and the bullets came back with flashlights and said " we couldnt find the bitch"


your mommas soo fat i reached up in her and pulled out a buffet table

Trevor (OP)


damn i know you got that from yo momma its sooooo old
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25 / M / south london
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Posted 5/30/07
your mums so ugly that shes not even allowed to appear on radio
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Posted 5/30/07
i think yo momma jokes are LAME.
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25 / F / ~La~La~La~
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Posted 5/30/07
yo momma so fat that she can't be an emo cuz she ain't able to cut her big wrist
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25 / M / south london
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Posted 5/30/07
well, i think your mums so fat, shes got photos of the burger king in her bedroom
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20 / M / Boston
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Posted 5/30/07
-.- lamo my turn
Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch(commercial XD)
Im srry but i wanna put a second one
Yo mama so Ugly she had to make the baby drunk to breastfeed him XDDD
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