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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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34 / M / California
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Posted 5/30/07
Your momma so hairy when she came outa her mom she got rug burned
Your momma like a whore 5cent a screw at home depot
Your momma like a shotgun 2 shots and she done
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26 / M / south london
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Posted 5/31/07
your mums got flab on her elbows
she needs suspenders to hold up her thong
wen she walks, her thighs rub together
she cant lay on her back
she cant fart
the bitch got a bedside fridge
sh.. she, she got stretch marks on her tongue
shes got flabby eyelids
she needs a chair for each cheek
she eats noodles with a pitch fork
she, she....
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23 / F / pepsi vending mac...
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your mama's so fat that she has a gravatational pull strong enough to keep your daddy around!
your momma's so fat that she has her own area code!
your mamma's so stupid that she had to ask what is the number for 911.

-honestly i dont like your mamma jokes.
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22 / M / american border
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Posted 7/28/07
yo' mamma so fat even naruto doesn't believe it
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M / sauga
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Posted 7/28/07
yo mama doesnt have super powers
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21 / M / CANADA
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Posted 8/14/07
yo mamma is just fat and ugly, she dont need a joke
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32 / M / Canada
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Posted 8/17/07

monkey-of-evil720 wrote:

yo mama so fat ever naruto dosnt belive it


LOL! good one
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Posted 8/17/07
You're momma is so fat, she can stretch her toe fat over her head as an umbrella. *eww*
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20 / F / Phillippines
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Posted 8/18/07
yo mama so poor that people break into her house to leave money
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25 / F / SINGAPORE :D
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Posted 8/18/07
yo mama so dumb,when she tried to act cool,she froze to death
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20 / F
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Posted 8/18/07
yo turtle was so fat she sat next to EVERYONE!
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20 / F
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Posted 8/18/07

inuyashaseed wrote:


monkey-of-evil720 wrote:

yo mama so fat ever naruto dosnt belive it


LOL! good one


yea dat was a good one!
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F / ♫~Canada~Vancouver☺
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Posted 8/18/07
yo moma so fat when she cutted onions, the onions started crying
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Posted 8/18/07
your mama's so fat when she moves around the house its like an earthquake
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24 / M / boness scotland
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Posted 8/18/07
ur mamas so fat she uses a epileptic kid as a dildo
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