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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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Posted 8/19/07
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Posted 8/19/07
Yo mamma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class. x]
Posted 8/19/07
Yo mama's so fat that when she went outside wearing a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY KOOL-AID MAN!"
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Posted 8/20/07
yo momma's so fat that when u broght her in for show and tell once u started showin u never got to tellin
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Posted 8/21/07
yo mama's look so ugly the scientist brought her to a lab to dissect her & research her
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21 / M / CANADA
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Posted 8/21/07
your mamas so old she dont got a camel toe, shes got a chicken gizzer
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Posted 8/21/07
yo mamas so fat she got into a monster truck and it becanme a low rider
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Posted 8/21/07
yo mama's so fat when she walk pass ur TV u missed 3 commercials
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Posted 8/21/07
yo mama's so stupid when ppl ask her where's virginia, she pulled down her pants
Posted 8/22/07
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
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Posted 8/22/07
Yo Mama's So Fat, She thought she had a tumor in up her Ass. But really It was just a Milk Dud (malt) stuck between her crack.
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Posted 8/23/07
yo mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
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Posted 8/23/07
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
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Posted 8/23/07
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street people say, "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
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Posted 8/23/07
Here's some yo mama jokes from Robot Chicken Star Wars (Death Star Yo Mamma)

Yo Mama so fat Jabba the hut said "Damn!"
Yo Mama so ugly she put the 'ugh' in Ugdor

Yo Mama so stupid she spent all day saying "RNot" to R2
Yo Mama so fat Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon, that's yo mama!"
Yo Mama so stupid she thought Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles
Yo Mama so stupid she thought a lightsaber had fewer calories
Yo Mama so stupid she went to Bankock to get a TIE Fighter (I'm sure there's a misspelling in that last one...)
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