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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!
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Yo mama's so stupid when you ask her what's water for, she said it's for toilet use
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Posted 8/23/07
Yo mama's so fat when a ship was capsized, everyone used her as a life saving boat
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Posted 8/23/07
yo mama so fat and old when she saw the ark moses had built she thought it was a bath toy

yo mama is so stupid she told yo mama jokes to you
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Posted 8/23/07
yo mama is so dumb that she got hit by a parked car =DD
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Posted 8/24/07
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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Posted 8/24/07
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Posted 8/24/07

murraymanzombie wrote:

yo mama so fat and old when she saw the ark moses had built she thought it was a bath toy

yo mama is so stupid she told yo mama jokes to you


wasn't it noah.

yo mama's so stupid she cut herself with a RAZR phone
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Posted 8/24/07
Yo mama's so stupid when someone wants to tell her a secret she stuck a cigarette inside her ears
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Posted 8/24/07
yo mother is so fat, that when she jump. she fell.

-russel peters.. xD
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Posted 8/24/07
Yo momma is so fat her shadow weighs 10 tons.
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Posted 8/24/07
your momma so skinny when she turned side ways she disappeared
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Posted 8/27/07
yo mama is sooo fat when she she wore a yellow raincoat people said "taxi!"

yo mama is soo fat when she tripped on 4th street she landed on 12th!

yo mama is sooo stupid she tripped over a wireless telephone!

yo mama is sooo fat people jog around her for excercise!

yo mama is soo fat when she went on a scale it read "one at a time please"

yo mama is soo fat when she went on a scale it read "to be continued"

yo mama is soo fat she fell in love and broke it

yo mama is soo fat even jesus cant save her!(pretty cruel)

theres more but cant think of it right now!^^
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your mother so tall when she did a flip she kicked Jesus (jesus 4give me)
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