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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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73 / F / Come and find me ♥
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Posted 8/28/07
"yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone"
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Posted 8/28/07
yo mamma's glasses are so thick, that when she looks at a map u can see people waving!
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Posted 8/29/07
yo mammas so old she aint got a camel toe... shes got a chicken gizzer!
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73 / M / San Francisco,Calif.
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Posted 9/5/07
yo mama's so stupid...she thought baking soda was a new drink


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Posted 9/6/07
yo mama sooooo big! it took her 3 hours to cross the street
i made that up.. lol
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Posted 9/6/07
yo mama soo ugly, even chuck norris wouldnt want to be near her
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20 / M / in ur dreams
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Posted 9/6/07
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama is old she sat next to jesus in third grade
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs
Yo momma so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
these are my favorite ones
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Posted 9/6/07
Yo mama so fat when she walked by the t.v i missed 3 commercials
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a chinese phone book
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE
Yo moms so hairy she has Afros on her nipples << love that one

well these are some of the ones i made
Posted 9/6/07
Yo mama so ugly, even a 100 foot pole wouldn't touch her with another 100 foot pole.
Yo mama so ugly, people could tell just by looking at your face.
Yo mama so ugly, a brown paper bag doesn't want to help her hide her ugliness.
Yo mama so ugly, she keeps winning first place in the annual ugliest dog contest.
Yo mama so poor, she doesn't meet the minimum requirements for welfare.
Yo mama so fat, she was declared a national landmark.
Yo mama so fat, she has a hard time constipating.
Yo mama so fat, opening her eyes is equivalent to a work out.
Yo mama so fat, people can't tell her crack from her vagina.
Yo mama so stupid, she was wasn't allow to graduate from Head Start.
Yo mama so stupid, she got lost in her thoughts for three days.
Yo mama so stupid, the only smart thing she ever did was calling you stupid.
Posted 9/6/07
yo mamma is so stuped,she stuck a battery up her but and sang "I GOT THE POWER"!!
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Posted 9/6/07
yo momma so nasty when i asked her for milk she lifted her shirt up and asked "low fat or regular"

yo momma so poor when i rang the door bell she came out and said "ding dong"

yo momma so fat when she puts on a raincoat the kids yell "schoolbus!"

yo momma so fat she uses the freeway as a slip n slide
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20 / M / in ur dreams
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Posted 9/13/07
yo mamas teeth so yellow when she spits butter comes out
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Posted 9/13/07
yo mama so small your father cant even fuck her ^^
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20 / M / in ur dreams
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Posted 9/13/07
yo moma fat she got baptized in sea world
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Posted 9/13/07
yo momma so rich she always eat money everyday
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