**Yo mama jokes!

Your mother is so fat that when she goes swimming greanpeace shows up and tries to push her back into the ocean

Your mother is so fat than when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gasoline

Your mother is so fat and stupid and totally worthless that she is mistaken for an american

Yes the last one was below the belt but it is not me that made it up

AlphaMario 877 cr points Send Message: 22 / M / Seattle Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/4/07 yo mammas so fat she fell in love and broke it
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jokerman 4065 cr points Send Message: 25 / M / Somewhere in Deep... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/4/07 yo mommas soo poor her face is on front of the food stamp yo mommas so ugly her mom had to throw steaks on her so the dogs would play with her yo mommas so fat when she jumped in the ocean the ocean jumped out and said I'll wait my turn.
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abby-chan 1191 cr points Send Message: 21 / F / a place in the world Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/5/07 yo mamas so fat even naruto can't beleive it! yo mamas so fat, even neji's byakugan can't see through her!
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reikiaddict 5417 cr points Send Message: 23 / M / Toronto Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/5/07 yo mamas so ugly she almost looks like you
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zabuza212 21651 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / IATU...XD face © Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/5/07 yo momma and you so ugly i asked y u looked like that somebody yelled she get it from her momma
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zabuza212 21651 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / IATU...XD face © Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/5/07 you momma so poor i walked past the dumpster and got arrested for trespassing
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MagicalPoof 3736 cr points Send Message: 21 / F / Somewhere Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/5/07 Yo momma is six feet tall and seven feet wide.
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zabuza212 21651 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / IATU...XD face © Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/5/07 yo mama so uncordinated that her pants look worse than hurricane katrina's high waters
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vivek16 511 cr points Send Message: 37 Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/5/07 yo mama so poor she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list
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zabuza212 21651 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / IATU...XD face © Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/5/07 yo mama so fat the lord couldnt raise her spirts
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ha-ha 29 cr points Send Message: 32 / F / Minnesota Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/6/07 yo mama so dumb and ugly that she stuck a phone up her butt just to get a booty call
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Myode 1448 cr points Send Message: 22 / F / pepsi vending mac... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/6/07 tuus mater sic tantus asinas illa deberas ir facera mors volunteria en covem.
	Report to Moderator always love, hate will get you every time!
zabuza212 21651 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / IATU...XD face © Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/6/07 yo mama so fat when shes about to get in trouble they say she's skating on thick ice
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jle 98 cr points Send Message: 24 / M / Sweden Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 1/6/07 Your mother is so fat that when she goes swimming greanpeace shows up and tries to push her back into the ocean Your mother is so fat than when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gasoline Your mother is so fat and stupid and totally worthless that she is mistaken for an american Yes the last one was below the belt but it is not me that made it up
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