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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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23 / M / Seattle
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Posted 1/4/07
yo mammas so fat she fell in love and broke it

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26 / M / Somewhere in Deep...
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yo mommas soo poor her face is on front of the food stamp
yo mommas so ugly her mom had to throw steaks on her so the dogs would play with her
yo mommas so fat when she jumped in the ocean the ocean jumped out and said I'll wait my turn.
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22 / F / a place in the world
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Posted 1/5/07
yo mamas so fat even naruto can't beleive it!
yo mamas so fat, even neji's byakugan can't see through her!
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24 / M / Toronto
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yo mamas so ugly she almost looks like you
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22 / M / IATU...XD face ©
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yo momma and you so ugly i asked y u looked like that somebody yelled she get it from her momma
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22 / M / IATU...XD face ©
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you momma so poor i walked past the dumpster and got arrested for trespassing
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21 / F / Somewhere
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Yo momma is six feet tall and seven feet wide.
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22 / M / IATU...XD face ©
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yo mama so uncordinated that her pants look worse than hurricane katrina's high waters
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yo mama so poor she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list
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22 / M / IATU...XD face ©
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yo mama so fat the lord couldnt raise her spirts
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33 / F / Minnesota
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Posted 1/6/07
yo mama so dumb and ugly that she stuck a phone up her butt just to get a booty call
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23 / F / pepsi vending mac...
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Posted 1/6/07
tuus mater sic tantus asinas illa deberas ir facera mors volunteria en covem.
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22 / M / IATU...XD face ©
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Posted 1/6/07
yo mama so fat when shes about to get in trouble they say she's skating on thick ice
Posted 1/6/07
you fail.
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25 / M / Sweden
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Posted 1/6/07
Your mother is so fat that when she goes swimming greanpeace shows up and tries to push her back into the ocean

Your mother is so fat than when i tried to drive around her i ran out of gasoline

Your mother is so fat and stupid and totally worthless that she is mistaken for an american

Yes the last one was below the belt but it is not me that made it up
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