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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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24 / F / Wales
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Posted 1/9/07
Today's chemisty question: Identidfy element X.

Me: ::sigh:: screw it, X is your mother.
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23 / M / Not Where I Want...
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Posted 1/11/07
yo mama so stupid she put make up on her forehead sayin she was tryin to make up her mind
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yo' momma is so small, when she sits down at the curb her feet dangle off..
Posted 1/11/07
yo momma is so old she owes Jesus a $1.



edit: sorry about the double post, if there's a boerd mod u can integrate this one into the other one lol
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29 / F / Lalaland
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Posted 1/11/07
Your mother is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
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yo mama so fat,when she sat on a chair she broke 6 legs
yo mama so ugly,people think shes from the discovery channel
yo mama so stupid,she trips over a cordless phone
yo mama so fat,when she came out of the house there was an eclipse
yo mama so fat,that a stadiums capacity is 5000 or your mother.
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25 / M / Scotland
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Posted 1/12/07
Yo mama's so fat when the lord said "let there be light" yo mama just moved out of the way.
Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama's so stupid she took an hour to make minute pasta.
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22 / F / Retarded island c...
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Yo mamma's so fat that when she stands onto the weighing scale, it says " To be continued"! .__.
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23 / M / Not Where I Want...
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Posted 1/12/07
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush
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Posted 1/12/07
ya mum is so old when go said let there be light she flikedthe switch

ya mum is so stupid that she asked me what letter is after x and i said y and she said cause i want to know

ya mum is so fat that when she stood up it measured on the richter scale
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26 / M / soul society
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Posted 2/3/07
yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon in the superbowl

yo momma is so poor she can't afford to pay attention

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23 / M / Germany
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Posted 2/3/07
yo mommas so cool she slps everyone w/ lame jokes
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23 / M / California
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Posted 2/6/07

abby-chan wrote:

yo mamas so fat even naruto can't beleive it!
yo mamas so fat, even neji's byakugan can't see through her!


dam u took both of mine lol
accept heres one:
ur mamma saw a bus full of black people go by and paused for a second or 2 then said "holy crap ive been missing out on the whole new flavor of twinkies" (i no its soo 5th grade but wth)



BTW Im a Ninja
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24 / F / Los Angeles
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Posted 2/6/07

Your momma's so Stupid that when she got a call from her cell phone, she ran.. cause it said " SPRINT"
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25 / M / Toronto
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Posted 2/6/07
Yo mamma so fat that even a 10-wheeler truck will get canned in a head-on collision.
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