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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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31 / F / Houston,TX
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Posted 2/6/07
you mama was so black that when she jumped in the ocean Bush thought she was an oil spill!

yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean pple thought she was an uncharted island!

yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell.

yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the beach pple thought she was a whale!
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25 / F / Hinamizawa.
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don't know if anyone has used this one
yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran outta gas
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23 / M / Los Angeles, Alabama
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yo mama so fat, wen she wore a yellow raincoat, people yelled "TAXI!"(i got this form the awesome cartoon recess =D)
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26 / M / The Wastelands
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Yo mommas so fat she can do Chouji's human boulder attack without using a jutsu.
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25 / F / Hinamizawa.
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yo mama so dumb even a retard wouldn't copy off her test
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26 / M / Freeport IL
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Posted 2/6/07
your mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
your mom is so short you can see her driver license
your mom is so white little kids surround hey and say frosty the snowman is real
your mom is so broke she used her life savings on ramen on sale
your mom is so stupid she ate candy land pieces and wondered why it didn't taste good
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20 / F / P.I.
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Posted 2/7/07
i didn't know yo mamma was a relative of some action stars, there's Jet Li, Bruce Lee and yo mamma's UGLY!
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74 / F
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Posted 2/7/07
I guess i'll join in but i dunno if tis been said...

Your mama's so stupid, she thinks a jolly rancher is a gay cowboy
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25 / M / From queens with...
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Posted 2/7/07
.....UR MOM, LOL!
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26 / M / south london
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ur mums so fat when she goes outside people scream....."hey!....who are they?"
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24 / M / im fine! thank you!
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Posted 2/7/07
your mom is funny.. very funny
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26 / M / south london
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ur mums so poor she named her daughter Charity........fingers crossed

ur mums so dumb when her waters broke she tried to buy new ones on ebay
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22 / M / Chicago
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Posted 2/7/07
your mom is so ugly that she makes you look good

your mom is like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she blows
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22 / M / Chicago
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Posted 2/7/07
your mom is so fat we can use her ass for imax
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26 / M / south london
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ur mums so black she could be wesley snipes shadow
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