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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
Posted 3/16/13
Yo mama so fat that by the time she gets past the TV, all of the Sailor Scouts are transformed.
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Posted 3/17/13
Yo mama is like a vacuum. All she does is suck and get stored in the closet *flies away*
Posted 3/17/13 , edited 3/17/13
yolyolyolyolyyoooooooooololololyol "mama" lal
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Posted 3/17/13
yo mama been drunk so much she dated all nba players
Posted 3/20/13
yo mama so dumb she spent the last 4 hours staring at a carton of orange juice because it said "From Concentrate" on the side.
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Posted 3/20/13
Yo mama so fat she turned a monster trunck into a low rider.
Posted 3/21/13
Yo mama so dumb she believed me when I said I'm yo mama. Umadson?
Posted 3/21/13
Yo mama is so fat she contemplates the stairs long and hard
Posted 3/21/13
yo mama so fat that when she walked across the living room, I missed the entire harry potter series.
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Posted 3/21/13
You mama so fat she went to the beach and the whales started sing "We are family even though your fatter then me" [Such an over used version (:]
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Posted 3/21/13
yo mama is so like saying this a lot
Posted 3/21/13

MAR-KLAC_VELOUS wrote:

yo mama is so like saying this a lot


l have no idea why i laughed there
Posted 3/24/13
yo mama so stupid that when she was driving to Disney Land, and she saw a sign that said "DISNEY LAND: LEFT" she went back home thinking it was gone
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Posted 4/4/13
You're mother is so intellectually inept she cannot conceptualize the subtle difference between a good joke and a sloppy twat. Stop reading this in a fancy voice.
Posted 4/15/13
Yo mama i so like saying this a lot
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