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23 / M / Canada
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Posted 2/8/07
ur moms so stupid, she got stabbed in a gun fight
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24 / アメリカ
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your mom is so fat to see her face you gata slap her leg and ride the wave
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24 / M / End of Time
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Yo mama is so fat, when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her for the New World.
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23 / M / Canada
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yo mama is so poor, when i saw her walking with one shoe and asked her what happened, she said she found a shoe
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22 / F / MN
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Posted 2/9/07
yo mama so fat, that NASA discovered a new moon.

yo mama so hairy, that everyone thought she was king kong.

yo mama so fat, that when she died, she ended world hunger.
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20 / M / Palm Beach, Florida
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Posted 2/9/07
jack and jill went up the hill to carry a pail of water,
jack fell down and broke his crown
turns out the hill was your mother!!!
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yo mama so black that she jumped off the grand canyon then everybody said there's a
shadow falling.
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23 / F / Soul Society
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Posted 2/12/07
your mama is so fat that when she went on the weigh scale it said 90210
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Yo momma's like a bowling ball, I picked her up, fingered her, and left her in a gutter.
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Posted 2/16/07
Yo momma so ugly even the blind people scream in horror.

Yo momma so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice
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yo mama so dumb that she screamed and pop up
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24 / F / earth
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Posted 2/25/07
Yo momma was so f'd up that she screwed R2D2 and got AIDS
Yo momma is so old, her ssn is 1!
You momma is so smeellly that the gov't wants her for prez so all she has to do is open up her legs and it'll scare everyone away!
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25 / M / south london
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Posted 2/27/07
your mums so dirty her virginal area is home to new breeds of viral infection
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30 / F / CALI
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Posted 2/27/07
yo mama is so stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...
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22 / M / Not Where I Want...
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Posted 2/27/07
yo mama so fat the lord try to raise her spirts and asked "How much do u weigh?"
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