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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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Posted 2/7/14
Yo Mama is Soo fat even dora couldn't explore her.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on a scale it says… to be continued.

Yo mama is so fat and horny that when she went to the factory where they make male blow up dolls, the police were called in because they heard a shoot out
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Posted 2/7/14
Your mom is like a police station, dicks go in and out of her day and night.
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Posted 2/7/14
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed with just to see how long she slept.
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Posted 2/7/14
Yo momma is so drunk that she named you Jaeger. Glug glug. Glug glug.
Posted 2/8/14 , edited 2/8/14
yo mama is so fat that when she walked by the tv infront of me i missed the whole series
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Posted 2/8/14
Yo momma so poor she asks hobos for money.
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Posted 21 days ago
^ I was going to make a necklace for your mom, but the only thing she has is fat and chin.

I gonna need a longer lace.
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Posted 17 days ago
What did you guys get yo mamas?
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20 / M / America
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Posted 17 days ago
Yo mama's so stupid, she lost at Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.
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Posted 17 days ago
Yo momma doesn't know bite or sip. She either gulps or devours things in one go.
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Posted 16 days ago
yo mama so fat, when she turned around it's Christmas
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Posted 13 days ago
I hated getting my car stolen and left me hanging on a desert road. I wished your momma was here so I and my three other friends could use her as a shade while we walked for miles to get to the nearest gas station or restaurant. Hey, if we got starved on the way, guess whom we're going to eat first. **wink**
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