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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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Posted 6/1/14
Yo mama so fat, that doctors are genuinely concerned for her well being and have her on various medicines to assist with her blood pressure, type 1 diabetic symptoms, and hypertension.

Oooohh what now?
Posted 6/1/14
Yo mama so fat, even Naruto couldn't believe it.
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Posted 6/1/14
You mama is so stupid, she laughed at your joke.
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Posted 7/17/14
yo mama is so stupid she took her spoon to the super bowl!
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21 / F / New World
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Posted 8/22/14
Yo momma so fat, she uses pillow cases as socks.
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F / Madhouse
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Posted 8/23/14
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25 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 8/24/14
yo mama always like to say "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY" to everyone
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21 / M / The Land of the Free
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Posted 10/1/14 , edited 10/1/14
Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama's so ugly, the back of her shirt says "Viewer discretion advised."
Yo mama's so short, she drives a Hot Wheels car.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she joins internet forums, she's already labelled as a troll.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Dodgeball was a dance for pickup trucks.
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19 / M / Internet
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Posted 10/1/14
You're momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her,
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Posted 10/5/14 , edited 10/5/14
yo momma is so fat when she goes to the beach, whales take pictures of her

yo momma's so nasty, she's the skin diver for roto rooter

yo momma's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits "around" the house

yo momma's so fat when god said let there be light, they had to move her out of the way.


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Posted 10/6/14 , edited 10/6/14
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a banana was a dildo.

Leave me alone. I tried.
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17 / M / CT, USA
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Posted 10/6/14 , edited 10/6/14
Yo mama's so old that she babysitted for jesus
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Posted 10/7/14
yo momma's so ugly the chupacabra has nightmares of her

yo momma's so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her

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