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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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Yo dawg, yo momma's so yo momma, she yo mommaed yo momma.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she failed a blood test!

Yo mama's so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "I asked for your weight not yo phone number!"
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even yo momma checks for spiders.
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Yo mama so fat that when a gigantic asteroid threatened to destroy Earth she just ate it in response.
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I've got some Grand Theft Auto yo mama jokes.

Yo mama's so fat, she takes up two spots in a session.
Yo mama's so fat, when she raced on Jumps Jumps Jumps, it became Bumps Bumps Bumps.
Yo mama's so fat, she listens to West Coast Talk Radio in one ear and Blaine County Radio in the other.
Yo mama's so fat, when she climbed into the Marshall, it became a slammed Picador.
Yo mama's so fat, her mugshot was taken by satellite.
Yo mama's so fat, when she signs into GTA Online, the Rockstar servers become unavailable.
Yo mama's so fat, she climbed into the Bobcat XL, and it became the Bobcat XXL.
Yo mama's so fat, players hold deathmatches on her.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses Patriots as roller skates.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put dollar bills into soil to farm money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Super Diamond was a rich superhero.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Criminal Records was a rap lable.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Rooftop Rumble took place on a rooftop.
Yo mama's so stupid, she set a knife on fire to have a Hotknife.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I mentioned the Tornado, she hid in the basement.
Yo mama's so stupid, when El Sonidito was playing on the radio, she asked "Whose phone is that?".
Yo mama's so ugly, the masks section on her interactive menu doesn't have a "None" option.
Yo mama's so ugly, she makes last gen female characters look smokin' hot.
Yo mama's so ugly, Lamar skipped his "Goddamn girl, you fine as a motherfucker!" line.
Yo mama's so ugly, when players saw her, they shouted "Zombie DLC confirmed!".
Yo mama's so poor, muggers give her money.
Yo mama's so poor, her Shark cards work in real life.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to money glitch.
Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet in her mugshot.
Yo mama's so hairy, when players saw her, they shouted "Omg, there's animals online!".
Yo mama's so old, she knew the Sandking when it was a Sandprince.
Yo mama's like the P-996 Lazer, all the noobs go for her.
Yo mama's like a special crate, everyone in the session wants it.
Yo mama's like the GTA V graphics, better on next gen.
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Posted 26 days ago
Yo mama's so dumb, she returned a bag of m&m's saying that they all had "w" on it instead
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Classic...

Yo mama's so fat, She play Pool with da Planets!
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