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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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Posted 5/13/15
Yo, how about no
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yo mama so ugly, she's the real reason Sasuke left the village.
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Dear eatmorebikes,

It is my deepest regret to inform you of your momma's nastiness. It has come to my attention that she is so nasty, that she must creep up on the bath water.

Warmest Regards,

Otaku J
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Posted 5/14/15
Yo mama is so fat, she signed a summoning contract with a cake.
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Yo mama's nosehairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!
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Your mom's so ugly, that when she asked Shenron to make her beatiful, the Dragon responded, "Sorry, I can't grant wishes beyond my power".
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Posted 5/15/15
Yo mama's so ugly Kyuubey didn't want her to make a contract.
Yo mama's so ugly, Haruhi Suzumiya thought she was a mutant.
Yo mama's so fat, you needed three Pokeflutes to wake her up.
The Second Impact wasn't caused by a meteor. Your fat mama just rolled over in her sleep.
Yo mama's so stupid, she played chess against a rock and lost.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she tried to log onto SAO, the server crashed.
Yo mama's so fat, I heard she got a part in Indiana Jones as the boulder.
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Posted 3/21/16
YO MAMA IS SO FAT, THAT WHEN SHE PASSED INFRONT OF THE TV, I MISSED 5 EPISODES OF MY SHOW !!! - the only one I know lame !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 5/17/16
yo mama is so cheap, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers..
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