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Post Reply **Yo mama jokes!
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Posted 2/28/07


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22 / F / Palmdale, Calfornia
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Posted 2/28/07
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach swimming with the whales and the whales were singing 'We are family even if you're 500 pounds higher than me'

Yo momma is so dandruffy that when she shook her head un and down they declaired it a snow day.

Yo momma is so short, when she jumped off the side-walk she commited suicied.
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74 / F / Everywhere
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Posted 3/2/07
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the radio as her beeper.
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23 / M / Imagination Land
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Posted 3/2/07
( i don't normally do this )

yo mamma's so fat she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone
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Posted 3/2/07
your momma is so fat shes fat
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23 / New York
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Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to walk around her, I got lost?
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23 / M / Imagination Land
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Posted 3/2/07
soem more random shit

"fat women are likes mopheads.......fun to ride but you never wanna tell ur friends about it........

yo mamma is so short, a nascar failed to run her over

yo mamma so fat, the sun is afraid to explode

yo mamma's so fat she could create earthquakes then stop them after

yo mamma'a so fat when she was cremated she had enough ashes to make the ozone layer leave

Yo mamma's so fat your daddy doesn't even need a king-size bed

Your daddy's so bald, he was fixing the roof one day and people thought it was the moon"
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23 / M / behind you...
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Posted 3/2/07
yo mama is like a baseball bat everyone gets a hit
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23 / M / Imagination Land
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Posted 3/2/07

punkfilter wrote:



your daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck, he looks like a broken condom

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xD!! lol

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Redirected from the following thread:
http://www.crunchyroll.com/showforumtopic?id=2718
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20 / M / Never Never Land,...
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Posted 3/7/07
Yo mama is so stupid she had to climb over a glass wall to see the other side.
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72 / M / Here
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Posted 3/7/07
yo momma's so fat that when god said let there be light he meant for yo' momma to move. sorry if thhis is written again but it is hilarious
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21 / F / Ausrtalia
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Posted 3/10/07
yo mama so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone
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