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22 / M / Under your bed..j...
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Posted 4/3/07
Yo mama is so fat, she uses a garage door for her house

Yo mama is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs (or wieners)
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22 / M / hueco mundo
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Posted 4/3/07
yo mama so black when she went to night school the teacher always counted her absent,
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26 / M / south london
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Posted 4/3/07
your mums so fat shes got a pair of breasts on her back
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Yo mama is so stupid she stared at a juice bottle for 20 minutes because it said concentrate on it.

Yo mama is so black that when she fell of a cliff, Jesus was like "Darkness Fell"

Yo mama is so stupid she called the operator and asked “How long is it from LA to Las Vegas?” the operator said “Just a minute!” and she said “Thank you” and hung up.

Yo mama is so fat that when she walked by the tv, you missed a whole season.
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24 / M / Not in your closet
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Posted 4/4/07
You mama is so stupid.. she gave birth to you
You mama is so fat that her mama took 2 years to give birth to her
You mama is so ugly that when her mama took her to out, a lady came and ask..' whats "its" name?
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26 / M / south london
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Posted 4/4/07
she grooms it with a afro comb
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25 / M / Lowell,Ma
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Posted 4/4/07
your mama is so cute i asked her for her number
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23 / M / u know where
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Posted 4/4/07
yo momma so fat i ran around her 2 and got lost
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28 / M / San Diego, CA
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Posted 4/7/07
yo mama is so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery

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21 / F / New Zealand
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Posted 4/7/07
Yo mama so fat she ate Jenny Craig
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21 / F / Just there.
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Posted 4/24/07
Yo mama is so gross that she even licked her toe! (eeeewwwww...hate that!)
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Posted 4/24/07
Yo mama is so black when she jumped in the pool she made instant coffee.
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26 / M / comic shops and c...
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Posted 4/24/07
yo mama is so hot and slutty that she can make a gay man straight.
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21 / M / Palm Beach, Florida
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Posted 4/24/07
yo mama so fat she piss frosted icing

Yo Mama so ashy she look like a frosted flake
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Posted 4/24/07
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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