*links arms with Aimz to keep out spam* I /was/ in a good mood until I saw this.
First, my Venusaur and my Togekiss can pwn your tentacools. And ham is made out of pig so people like me don't eat ham. And as such, we don't care about whether you like it or not. Just saying. Now onto the real first point.
1. Please do not insult us.
2. Please do not spam us.
3. We really don't care about your tentacool obsession. Or your ham obsession.
4. If you don't like the game/coupling, then just leave. There are people who don't like it. We acknowledge that. Said people can ignore this game. They don't have to read it. And they certainly don't spam it-as long as they are normal.
5. I believe that Aimz or I have more grammar than you and your friend put together so shut it.
6. As I said, we can't be jealous of ham or tentacool because we don't care about tentacool or ham.
7. Rudeness is NOT appreciated.
8. Just because Aimz quoted your post, doesn't mean she cares. She, like me and everyone else who takes part in this game just wants to be left alone. So help me god.
9. If you are going to say inappropriate things such as
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words like porn and sentence fragmants like tentacool porn, as you posted
Then PLEASE put a spoiler box on it. There are preteens on here and young teens and people who just don't want to have to deal with such things.
10. Setting aside the fact that all you posted was spam...
a. Please do not post a lot of pictures, or any if they are completely unrelated.
b. Please put words in your post that is related to the actual plot and coupling and the storyline we are currently working on. Author notes, (in parenthesis as to differ from the actual post) You are welcome to join the roleplay if you won't spam and would work with the rest of us.
11. I don't care that I'm not a ham. I am mad, but at YOU for spamming this AWESOME thread. Ham can go and die in a hole for all I care. So can tentacool.
12. Aimz-chan was polite to you. Politer than I would have been. Politer than most people would have been. Please appreciate her tolerance thus far for you guys. I certainly do.
13: WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE. WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE TO GET THAT INTO YOUR STUPID TENTACOOL AND HAM RIDDLES HEADS.
14. Just like Aimz said. Go get your own thread. Watch it lock and be discarded. Do us all a favor and leave us alone.
15. You could use some trolling pointers. And spamming pointers.
16. How old are you, three? Leave us be. We don't care.
17. We don't care if your tentacool evolved. Got it? Go find some pokemon site with people who care.
18. And if you don't read this, for all the time and effort I put into enlightening you guys, then...TEMARI!
Temari: Hai.
Me: Character change with Nagi and go after these knuckleheads.
Temari: Hai. Shin. Ton. Shan.
Ye gods, this was over a page. A page and a half really. 635 words. I can’t believe I had to waste so many on spammers.
After this, Mina, let's go back to our fun awesomesauce roleplay.
So, in the words of Dawn, BAM! Oops, wrong thing.
Take Two: So, in the words of Aimz: Can you two do us a favour and kindly stop spamming our game with Pokemon and pictures of ham?
*sigh* That took a long time, and was very long. Just go forth, do good, and reach that epic dream of normality.
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