>[GAME] Pick a # and get a funny sentence!

Rules
Just follow the intructions and you will get a funny sentence ^^
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Pick a number you would like to start with

1---- i stared at
2---- i ate
3---- i punched
4---- i sang for
5---- i fall in love by
6---- i killed
7---- i gave my phone number to
8---- i had a date with
9---- i danced with
10--- i hugged
11--- i married with
12--- i kissed
13--- i kicked

Pick the day of the month you born on:

1------- a homeless
2------- your maid
3------- a banana
4------- a fork
5------- a Mexican
6------- a gangster
7------- a ninja
8------- an ipod
9------- the bf/gf of my best friend
10------ a bull
11------ my dog
12------ my dad
13------ my computer
14------ my science teacher
15------ my socks
16------ myself
17------ a cola
18------ a llama
19------ a onion
20------ a stuffed animal
21------ a permanent pen
22------ a cop
23------ a book
24------ a football ball
25------ my shrink
26------ my neighbor
27------ my bed
28------ a soccer player
29------ a dvd player
30------ a bus
31------ a cellphone

Pick the color of the shirt you're using now:

white------ because i was high.
black------- because i was drunk
pink -------- because im GAY.
Red---- because i hear those voices.
blue-------- because i cant control myself.
green------- because i hate myself.
purple-------- because im naaaaked xD.
gray------- because i want to.
yellow----- because someone offered me $1.000.000.
colorful---- because im CRAZYY.
orange----- because i hate my family.
other------- i dont know ...
NO shirt?-- because was hot and i was nervous!


Example
3---- i punched
14---- my science teacher
yellow--- because someone offered me $1.000.000.

12--- i kissed
19------ a onion
white------ because i was high.

13--- i kicked
1------- a homeless
yellow----- because someone offered me $1.000.000.
LOL XD

7---- i gave my phone number to
8------- an ipod
blue-------- because i cant control myself.

WTH LOL

2---- i ate
3-------a banana
gray--------because i want to

11: i married
23: a book
white: because i was high

XDDD wtf.

11--- i married
1------- a homeless
Red---- because i hear those voices. (WTH?!!)

13 --- I kicked
13 --- my computer
Black --- because I was drunk.

[RIP...my lovely computer. good bye.]

8---- i had a date with
15------ my socks
pink -------- because im GAY.

4---- i sang for
1------- a homeless
blue-------- because i cant control myself.

1---- i stared at
3---- a banana
red-- because i hear those voices

10--- i hugged
13------ my computer
blue-------- because i cant control myself.

LOL... my friend did this on myspace....


13: i kicked
8: an iPod
orange: cuz i hate my family

1---- i stared at
16------ myself
blue-------- because i cant control myself.

1---- i stared at
13------ my computer
gray------- because i want to.