So Scary
Posted 11/6/09 , edited 3/14/10
The Woods

Tim: Hey John, what's up?

John: Oh nothin much.

Tim: ok, why you are alone in this woods?

John: well, remember those people who got killed in this very spot.

Tim: You mean the campers?

John: yeah, I feel sorry for them.

Tim: yeah, me too.

John: The police haven't found out who the real killer is.

Tim: yeah, I wish they would catch him right now.

John: yeah, I know what you mean.

Tim: I bet you anything the killer could be in this woods.

John: yeah, he could be anywhere in this woods.

Tim: hmmmmm, you know what?

John: what?

Tim: We'll go and find this killer.

John: ok

Tim: yeah, so we can get our reward. I heard it was $10,000.

John: yeah but they don't know who it is. How we will know if someone is the real killer?

Tim: well if that someone is trying to attack us, we'll think of something to catch him.

John: hmmmm, I see where you are going at this.

Tim: yeah, once we catch him, then report to the police and then bang our reward.

John: sweet man.

Tim: yeah

John: ok then lets go.

Tim: ok

John: Look, there's a house over there.

Tim: hmmmm, the killer must be in there. Let's go and check.

John: ok

Tim: Man, this place gives me the creeps.

John: yeah, spooky.

Tim: hey look at this axe. Its covered in dried blood.

John: I see.

Tim: I wonder who could use this kind of axe.

John: well it could be anyone. It could be me.

Tim: what?

John: Its true, buddy. I used that axe.

The Hitchhiker

Husband: huh what a night. I could use some coffee. Don't you think?

Wife: yeah. its a long way home.

Husband: wait, I think I can see someone.

Wife: who? honey.

Husband: I don't know. It must be some hitchhiker.

Wife: Honey, you are not thinking what I am thinking.

Husband: Come on honey, its a lonely man wandering outside. Besides you know how alone he is.

Wife: well yeah, I understand but......

Husband: look, we pick him up and drop him somewhere ok. I think there's a gas station nearby.

Wife: ok honey, just this once.

Husband: Hi stranger, need a lift?

Hitchhiker: yeah sure. thanks

Husband: no problem, hop in.

Hitchhiker: man its so cold out here.

Husband: yeah I know.

Hitchhiker: This must be your wife. I guess.

Husband: yeah.

Wife: hi, how are you?

Hitchhiker: oh I'm fine.

Husband: so what's your name?

Hitchhiker: It's Bradley. Call me Brad.

Husband: ok, Brad. Where you are planning to stay?

Hitchhiker: well, I was thinking of staying near the gas station.

Wife: ok, what are you planning to do next?

Hitchhiker: I'll think of something. yeah

Husband: oh crap. I think the cop saw us.

Wife: oh great, you went over the speed limit.

Husband: Is there a problem, officer?

Cop: yeah, I just want to know where you folks heading to at this time of night.

Wife: oh, we were just heading home.

Husband: yeah, we found this hitchhiker who's at the back now. So we are going to drop him off near the gas station first.

Cop: Hitchhiker at the back?

Husband: yeah

Cop: well I don't see any hitchhiker in the backseat.

Wife: what? but officer, we found him standing on the highway.

Cop: Look folks, you better get home ok. Besides there's no hitchhiker at this time of night.

Husband: ok

5 minutes later

Wife: honey, we just saw a guy and the cop didn't believe us.

Husband: I don't what to believe. I'm sure that we haven't drank too much wine back at that greek restaurant.

Wife: yeah

Husband: huh some night.

Wife: yeah

Husband: honey, I think saw a man standing on the highway.

Wife: oh no its Brad.

The Call

rnnnnnng rnnnnnnnnnng

Sally: hello?

Bob: hey honey, how are you?

Sally: Bob, what is it this time?

Bob: oh nothing, I just wanna talk.

Sally: yeah, we have been over this. Besides its over between you and me.

Bob: Look I know things didn't work out for us. But I wanna talk that's all.

Sally: Bob, I found someone. ok

Bob: I know you told me. But I just wanna be friends that's all.

Sally: ok, what is it you want?

Bob: well, if its ok with you that I can come over.

Sally: I don't know. I'm about to sleep. Besides, its late.

Bob: I know. But you see I don't need to come. right?

Sally: what do you mean?

Bob: oh honey, I'm right behind you.

Dead Man

Gravedigger 1: Have you ever wonder if corpses will come back alive at this very moment?

Gravedigger 2: Why do you think that?

Gravedigger 1: Oh, I heard there was a person who came back from the dead.

Gravedigger 2: Really?

Gravedigger 1: yeah, have you heard of Lazarus?

Gravedigger 2: yeah, Lazarus was brought back from the dead by Jesus.

Gravedigger 1: yeah, dats right.

Gravedigger 2: Are you talkin about Lazarus? The one you heard of?

Gravedigger 1: no

Gravedigger 2: then, whom are you talkin about?

Gravedigger 1: Me

Gravedigger 2: You? What?

Gravedigger 1: yeah, I'm already dead buddy.
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Posted 11/9/09
yeah, the stories were creepy.
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Posted 11/30/09
Huh they were pretty good~ XD
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Posted 11/30/09
I mean, the only thing that would've made any of them stronger of course were backgrounds, descriptions, and maybe different placements of punctuation, but I'm sure the intended effect was still reached.
Posted 11/30/09
eh
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Posted 12/14/09
the second one made me laugh
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22 / F / here, of course!
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Posted 12/20/09
i like the second one...
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Posted 1/10/10
lol the second was funni.....
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Posted 2/4/10
i like it LOL
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OP nuked.

Feel free to recreate!

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