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What's the Dumbest Thing You Ever Heard Of?
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Posted 11/14/09
Myself saying: "LOOK ITS A BRIGHT STAR!!! :w00t:"
when it was a helicopter passing by XD
Posted 11/14/09
On the school news:

"Which explorer brought pigs to the New World?" - Interviewer
"Uh... Lewis and Clark?" - Kid
"That's two people.." - Interviewer
".. LEWIS!" - Kid

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Posted 11/14/09 , edited 11/14/09

PurityFlower wrote:

~Along the ocean~
Person next to me: "Hey Hey! Look! Its a seal."
Me: "That's a person."




That made my day.
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"Africa... that's a country, right?"
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31 / M / Saarland Germany...
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Posted 11/14/09
humans are the most evolved beings on this planet
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22 / F / philippines
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teacher: okay class... find the x using this formula...
and my stupidest classmate raised his hand and we're like OMFG!
he stood up and encircled his answer...
our t4eacher got abgry and we all started laughing...
his answer?...
he ENCIRCLED THE X IN THE FORMULA AND WROTE 'HERE IT IS'....
it make sense in a weird way though...
Posted 11/14/09
Roxanne: Wait, so you're Chinese AND Korean?
Me: Yup.
Roxanne: OMG...does that make you Japanese?!?!?!
Me:....uh...uh.............uh

Tony: .......
Me: ......
Tony: ......
Me: ....OMG WHAT IS IT?! What is with this awkward silence?!
Tony: ....Did you know...the word "bed" actually looks like a bed?
Me: ...and back to the awkward silence again
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Posted 11/14/09


A purple hotdog.
-Cough-
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25 / M / Texas
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Posted 11/14/09
Creationism
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27 / F / Working on it ...
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Posted 11/14/09
The World ending in 2012. xP
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Posted 9/11/10
teacher: in the american civil war, who were against each other?
classmate: north america and south america
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25 / F / in my own sexy world
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Posted 9/11/10

jesusa14 wrote:

teacher: okay class... find the x using this formula...
and my stupidest classmate raised his hand and we're like OMFG!
he stood up and encircled his answer...
our t4eacher got abgry and we all started laughing...
his answer?...
he ENCIRCLED THE X IN THE FORMULA AND WROTE 'HERE IT IS'....
it make sense in a weird way though...


yeh its funny alright lol
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25 / F / in my own sexy world
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Posted 9/11/10
im not sure tomato is a fruit or veggie...
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Posted 9/11/10
Someone pronounced 'us' wrong. I refused to speak to them for a while. Stupidity might be contagious.
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Posted 9/11/10 , edited 9/11/10
Oh and this little conversation:
Me: Oh my gosh, why are you crying?!
My friend: *sobs* *talks trhough sobs* *sobs*
Me: ...What?
My friend: Dora's a computer program!
Me: ... See ya.
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