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What's the Dumbest Thing You Ever Heard Of?
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Posted 10/12/10
The dumbest thing I ever heard:

"If there is so much hunger in the world, why don't women just breastfeed their children longer?"

If you don't understand why this is completely retarded, you need to stay in school.

I mean, I always knew that boobs were awesome, but I never knew they could violate the laws of physics. Everything has to come from somewhere, including mothers' milk.
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Posted 10/12/10

khmerchef wrote:

Dyeing Dogs Hair
It's just plain pointless...and a waste of money to do so. And what if the dog got mistaken for a real tiger, and gets hunted.
Shame!







That...is actually cute! Love the first one~
But yeah, people shouldn't waste money like that. Ha ha.
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Posted 10/12/10
"Mom look I can fly"!
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27 / F / school.
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Posted 10/12/10
so...they bleed during the night too?
-sex ed.
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25 / M / Manchester
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Posted 10/12/10
i've got two, both said by one of my aunts;

"that Stephen Hawkins, hes a walkin miracle"

"if she were alive now she'd be turning in here grave"

truly, she did say both of these, and infront of a lot of ppl, and in the same night... u gotta love her, great at breaking an awkward silence
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Posted 10/12/10
"india isnt in asia!" made people go wtf
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Posted 11/13/10
*stairs off into space* hahhahhaa(out of no where)
" what was that for"
"I thought of something funny"
"what was it"(looks at the girl) ...never mind...
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ok i going to be getting load of reply quotes but i have to say this. AMERICA XD hahahahahahahahaha lol lol lol lol lol.
ok i am done now bring on the hate
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Posted 11/13/10 , edited 11/13/10
"Hey, is the water wet?"
~ my friend talking about the school showers

"Isn't the Soviet REunion in Canada?"
~ girl in my class


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This stupid preppy girl in my high school Japanese class....We were discussing Guerrilla Warfare about the different tactics and strategies they use...and she blurts out right in the middle of the conversation "I didn't know monkeys could talk". Oh my god we all laughed so hard even the teacher...
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"If there is so much hunger in the world, why don't women just breastfeed their children longer?" Yeah, that one deserved a facepalm. I know that breasts are awesome, but they cannot violate the law of conservation of mass.

Another happened during a discussion in a business ethics class I was taking. The week's topic was "environmental ethics." One woman quite seriously said, "Why can't companies just get together and build giant air conditioners to cool off the world and stop global warming?"
"Because things don't get colder, they get less hot. To cool one thing, you must heat another, that's why the coils on the back of your refrigerator get hot -- they are removing the heat from inside the refrigerator. The world cannot just be cooled off, that would violate the laws of conservation." I replied.
"Really, oh, I didn't know that some countries had laws like that." she replied, again very sincerely.
This was in a 300 level college course. How she got that far without knowing junior-high level science is beyond me. This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I had ever heard.
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Posted 11/13/10
in an elevator, this person asked me "you going down?"

we were at the top floor of the building.
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Posted 11/13/10
me: "Go give me a pencil"
my sis: "How?"
me: "What do you mean how? just walk up to the desk and grab the pencil and bring it to me duh"
my sis: "But how?"

my sis is a weirdo~
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21 / F / SoCal
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Posted 11/13/10
My older brother and I were at a store. So we went through the entrance, got what we needed and my brother walks back to the entrance that clearly says, "ENTRANCE ONLY". He keeps walking, thinking it's an automatic door. He bumps into the door and screams, "WE'RE LOCKED IN!" and shakes the door, trying to open it.

We go outside and on the top of our roof, we see something about two times smaller than a thumb, hanging from the top. My brother looks at my sister and I seriously and says, "It's a beehive!"
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27 / M / Louisville, KY
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Posted 11/13/10
I gave someone a bag for their milk today at my job (plastic bag) and he told me "Thanks for killing trees."

I may not be the smartest person in the world but I'm 99% sure that plastic has nothing to do with trees at all other than the boxes that the bags come in. I was just laughing all day because of it. Apparently he couldn't just give me back the bag and say "I don't need a bag for my milk, thank you anyways." Instead of showing stupidity by saying "Thanks for killing the trees."
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