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What was the Most Awkward Conversation you've ever had?
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21 / F / Philii ,.
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Posted 11/20/09 , edited 11/20/09
Uhm. I saw my teacher that I hated soo frikkin much last year this summer. ):
Teacher: Oh my, Abby!
Abby: Ha....hi Mrs. Ackart.
-Akward Pause-
Teacher: Nice seeing you!
Abby: Yeah. (sure..)
Posted 11/20/09

shirayukiIce wrote:

When my mom was telling me what a blow job was..


Does your mom talk with her hands?
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19 / F / Los Angeles
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Posted 11/20/09

tentaclesecks wrote:


shirayukiIce wrote:

When my mom was telling me what a blow job was..


Does your mom talk with her hands?


You're just sick.
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19 / F / Los Angeles
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Posted 11/20/09

tentaclesecks wrote:


shirayukiIce wrote:

When my mom was telling me what a blow job was..


Does your mom talk with her hands?


Actually I take that back, you're Disturbed..
Posted 11/20/09

shirayukiIce wrote:


tentaclesecks wrote:


shirayukiIce wrote:

When my mom was telling me what a blow job was..


Does your mom talk with her hands?


Actually I take that back, you're Disturbed..


Hey, you're the one taking fellatio lessons from your mom.
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19 / F / Los Angeles
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Posted 11/20/09

tentaclesecks wrote:


shirayukiIce wrote:


tentaclesecks wrote:


shirayukiIce wrote:

When my mom was telling me what a blow job was..


Does your mom talk with her hands?


Actually I take that back, you're Disturbed..


Hey, you're the one taking fellatio lessons from your mom.


Because I asked her.. I kept hearing it everywhere.. I'm not the one with the dirty mind.
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Posted 11/20/09
Uh, this guy I rejected who asked me out a few months ago... (this was from our chat)


Him: hi wat r u doin
the girl who i used to ask out (or court) is beside me

Me: just watcing something ... oh

Him: yeah her name's -insert her name here-
im jealous because she and this other guy hve a video 2gether
look at the video -insert video link here- ...tell me if she's pretty
k bye gtg

Me: Okkaaayyy...?


Like, telling me that all of a sudden. Making me jealous? Jealous his face.

And this when he was stalking me:


Him: why wont u luv me

Me: uh ... im still in the 6th grade..?

Him: but i luv u

*cant remember the rest*
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107 / F / ㅇㅅㅇ why? u wanna...
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Posted 11/20/09
When a guy told me he liked me in school during health class when everyone was working silently...O.O;;;;;;
when a girl said IM GOING TO RAPE U IN UR SLEEP O.O;;;;;;
freaky xD but im friends with the girl that said she wuz gonna rape me xD btw she wuz just kiddin


OH wait another conversation:

Me: UGGGHHH I HATE ENGLISH!!
Girl: Hey Yumii!
Me: Heyy~ where u goin?
Girl: To my mom's room. wanna go together?
Me: We're....in school....OHH is ur mom a teacher??
Girl: Yea! in fact she has a class with you!^^
Me: Oh rilly?!? what does she teach?? =D
Girl: ENGLISH!!!!!
Me:
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21 / F / dubai
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Posted 11/20/09
when my mum and dad talk to me and my older brother that we are becoming a "woman/ man" now so we shouldnt play or act childish...im like "WHATEVER..."
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22 / F / San Carlos city
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Posted 11/20/09
a friend of mine and mewalked mto school 1 ay and all we said was..."good morning"
and "uhhh...." and we separated..... nice talking..... lol..
Posted 11/20/09
Some guy always hits on me in the weirdest ways. He talks about hair removal and condoms and random things about himself I don't recall ever asking about/expressing interest in.
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22 / F / Under the scorchi...
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Posted 11/20/09
When my mother explained to me what was menstrual cycle...............
Well I was stil little....................
Posted 11/22/09

Sunnyxx wrote:

"Dad... can my boyfriend stay over?"

xD


Sounds familiar... 'cept I was the boyfriend. Glad I wasn't there for that one.
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Posted 11/22/09 , edited 11/22/09
"How long is your penis?" a friend that is a girl, not my girl friend

"6 inches why?" me

"LOL" girl
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30 / F / Middle of Nowhere
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Posted 11/22/09
Yesterday my office mate out of nowhere was asking this question in the middle of meeting...

Her: "Hey...what flavor do you prefer for condoms?? I like the banana one, I just tasted it last night, you should try!! It's YUMMY"
Me: "WHUTTTT????"

Wtf...I just left the conference room....It was too AWKWARD...
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