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What was the Most Awkward Conversation you've ever had?
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Posted 11/23/09

Kebadatta wrote:

Sounds familiar... 'cept I was the boyfriend. Glad I wasn't there for that one.


LDR?
Cause I got one, hehe.
And it's weird because you have very similar hair to my bf... O_O before I attack him with straighteners anyway.
Posted 11/23/09
The sex topic. Lol.
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Posted 11/23/09
gettting birth control for the first time at the pharmacy. but thats not all heres the conversation, and keep in mind i was with my mom at the time
pharmasist: "did your doctor explain to you everything about it?"
me: (stupidly saying) "no"
p: "okay ill get someone to explain it to you"
(man pharmasist walks up)
(me wishing in the back of my head that i said yes instead of no)
m: "okay...."
(mom gives me a werid look as he pulls out the phamplet of the birth control of how to use it, and its not oral my friends)
p: " you do this, and this. and i dont think theres any lube"
(i look behind me and realize theres a lineup of older men staring at me and an older woman in shock, clearly reliogious)
m: "hahaa ooohhhh okay yeah i get it."

i basicialy shot him down and gave him a rather huge hint and facial expression that i dont want to hear this from a guy, i mean wtf does he know, and plus how awkward and uncomfterable it was. so we left the store, and after we left the store my mom basicialy gave me a talk of who to hook up with, and that the boys from our country dont know how to please a woman and that they dont understand a womans body and that europeans are the best to hook up with... my dad is european... TMI.
Posted 11/23/09

Sunnyxx wrote:


Kebadatta wrote:

Sounds familiar... 'cept I was the boyfriend. Glad I wasn't there for that one.


LDR?
Cause I got one, hehe.
And it's weird because you have very similar hair to my bf... O_O before I attack him with straighteners anyway.


In a way... we only live just over 20 minutes apart by car, but I rarely get to see her more than once a month cos of her parents... they're kinda strict. So now you see why that conversation between her and her dad would have been awkward! Yeah, I had no chances with that one... ^_^;;

A straightener? I've never had one used on me... curly hair is great! Why do you straighten it? D:
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Posted 11/23/09

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"How long is your penis?" a friend that is a girl, not my girl friend

"6 inches why?" me

"LOL" girl


XD
i actualy asked that question to a friend and he said "wana find out ? "
..... i found out.. lol

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Posted 11/26/09
"Hey hello, how are you?"
"I'm doing fine"
................
"Well, have a good one"
"Thanks"
*someone shoot me*
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Posted 11/26/09
almost everytime i am hacing an awkward and random conversation...................
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Posted 11/26/09
There`s sooooo many awkward moments I`ve had in the past.. Now they`re only half as bad xD

1. Me: -looks at dad curiously- when you cum... Where does it go?
Dad: -chokes on his pizza- Do you even know what cum is?
Me: well yeah ! My friends explained to me what it was after my boyfriend asked if I liked it sweet or sour or both : D

2. Grandmother: Hunny your kind of pale.. are you feeling alright?
Me: yeah I just needa pee.. -runs up stairs and closes the bathroom door-
5minutes later....
Me: NANNY I`M BLEEDING FROM MY HOOHAA!
Grandmother: Denis! (grandfather) Wolfe`s finally hit puberty, she needs some pads, can you go get them?

3. Me: Mr.Sangster can I go to the washroom?
Mr.Sangster: No, your in the middle of a test
Me: But I REALLY have to go... -looks at teacher pleadingly-
Mr.Sangster: Wolfe.. Go sit back down and come to me when you`ve fini------
Me: I`m on my period and I need a tampon !
-class looks up and all goes silent-
Me: can I go now?
Mr.Sangster: Yes...just be quick -looks away-


My god I think those three were like my worst ones well.. there`s others but I don`t wanna be a bore to everyone and through out like twenty of these things ..
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Posted 11/27/09
when a girl start a conversation like "what chu doing??"
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Posted 11/27/09

KareokeGirls wrote:

There`s sooooo many awkward moments I`ve had in the past.. Now they`re only half as bad xD

1. Me: -looks at dad curiously- when you cum... Where does it go?
Dad: -chokes on his pizza- Do you even know what cum is?
Me: well yeah ! My friends explained to me what it was after my boyfriend asked if I liked it sweet or sour or both : D

2. Grandmother: Hunny your kind of pale.. are you feeling alright?
Me: yeah I just needa pee.. -runs up stairs and closes the bathroom door-
5minutes later....
Me: NANNY I`M BLEEDING FROM MY HOOHAA!
Grandmother: Denis! (grandfather) Wolfe`s finally hit puberty, she needs some pads, can you go get them?

3. Me: Mr.Sangster can I go to the washroom?
Mr.Sangster: No, your in the middle of a test
Me: But I REALLY have to go... -looks at teacher pleadingly-
Mr.Sangster: Wolfe.. Go sit back down and come to me when you`ve fini------
Me: I`m on my period and I need a tampon !
-class looks up and all goes silent-
Me: can I go now?
Mr.Sangster: Yes...just be quick -looks away-



Bore us??? Are you kidding me? I laughed my ass off of those, especially on the second and third ones. Any more awkwardness you have to share? :D

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Posted 11/27/09
When I told my family That I love Yaoi.........It wasn't awkward for me.....more for them.........
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Posted 11/27/09
me: no you
my cousin: no you
me: no you
my cousin: no you
me: no you
my cousin: no you

we stated like that for like a hour than i sad: wait do you know why we are saying this.
my cousin: no
me: okay late us continue.
my cousin: okay.
than we stated again
Posted 11/27/09

crazy-cherry wrote:

me: no you
my cousin: no you
me: no you
my cousin: no you
me: no you
my cousin: no you

we stated like that for like a hour than i sad: wait do you know why we are saying this.
my cousin: no
me: okay late us continue.
my cousin: okay.
than we stated again


You really need to start distinguishing between the internet and real life.

And before you say it: NO U!
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Posted 11/27/09

Kebadatta wrote:


crazy-cherry wrote:

me: no you
my cousin: no you
me: no you
my cousin: no you
me: no you
my cousin: no you

we stated like that for like a hour than i sad: wait do you know why we are saying this.
my cousin: no
me: okay late us continue.
my cousin: okay.
than we stated again


You really need to start distinguishing between the internet and real life.

And before you say it: NO U!


what do you mean??
Posted 11/27/09

crazy-cherry wrote:


Kebadatta wrote:


crazy-cherry wrote:

me: no you
my cousin: no you
me: no you
my cousin: no you
me: no you
my cousin: no you

we stated like that for like a hour than i sad: wait do you know why we are saying this.
my cousin: no
me: okay late us continue.
my cousin: okay.
than we stated again


You really need to start distinguishing between the internet and real life.

And before you say it: NO U!


what do you mean??


NO U is a thing people say to argue in a cheap and unfair fashion on the internet.
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