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What was the Most Awkward Conversation you've ever had?
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Posted 11/27/09

Rina-San wrote:

When my parents suddenly confronted me aged 16 "Are you sexually active now?"

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Yes, indeed same thing

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Posted 11/27/09

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crazy-cherry wrote:


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crazy-cherry wrote:

me: no you
my cousin: no you
me: no you
my cousin: no you
me: no you
my cousin: no you

we stated like that for like a hour than i sad: wait do you know why we are saying this.
my cousin: no
me: okay late us continue.
my cousin: okay.
than we stated again


You really need to start distinguishing between the internet and real life.

And before you say it: NO U!


what do you mean??


NO U is a thing people say to argue in a cheap and unfair fashion on the internet.


oh sank you for the information
it's because I'm used to forums in my language
Posted 11/27/09
Ha, I think I blocked the most awkward ones out for my own sanity. However when I was probably around 10-12 my friends and I would all do conference calls (this was before every 5 year old had a cell phone.) I can't remember what was going on but one of the girls jokingly called me a "cunt." I had never heard this before, so when I went downstairs my mom and sister were sitting there and I decided that I would ask them what that meant. Needless to say I still haven't managed to live it down, the first time a girlfriend from college visited on summer break they said something to the effect of "I guess he figured out what a vagina was." That may have been more awkward for her though.
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Posted 11/27/09

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tentaclesecks wrote:


shirayukiIce wrote:

When my mom was telling me what a blow job was..


Does your mom talk with her hands?


Actually I take that back, you're Disturbed..


i thought it was funny
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Posted 11/27/09

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"How long is your penis?" a friend that is a girl, not my girl friend

"6 inches why?" me

"LOL" girl


lol
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Posted 11/27/09
hmmmmmm this guy thats kinda my friend.... setting: school hallway ;D

*randomly walks up to me*
person: do you like michael?
me: no....
person: do you think he looks like a monkey?
me: yes....
person: do you have a boyfriend...
me: not at the moment....
person: really now...
me: why are you asking me all these weird questions..
person: idk *walks away*

weird T.T this happened a couple days ago too..i really dont know what goes on in peoples head anymore >.<
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kero_and_suppi wrote:

hmmmmmm this guy thats kinda my friend.... setting: school hallway ;D

*randomly walks up to me*
person: do you like michael?
me: no....
person: do you think he looks like a monkey?
me: yes....
person: do you have a boyfriend...
me: not at the moment....
person: really now...
me: why are you asking me all these weird questions..
person: idk *walks away*

weird T.T this happened a couple days ago too..i really dont know what goes on in peoples head anymore >.<


soudns like micheal likes you and asked his friend to find out things for him
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Posted 11/27/09
when the mom asks "have you been masturbating?"
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Posted 11/27/09

kiyaji wrote:


kero_and_suppi wrote:

hmmmmmm this guy thats kinda my friend.... setting: school hallway ;D

*randomly walks up to me*
person: do you like michael?
me: no....
person: do you think he looks like a monkey?
me: yes....
person: do you have a boyfriend...
me: not at the moment....
person: really now...
me: why are you asking me all these weird questions..
person: idk *walks away*

weird T.T this happened a couple days ago too..i really dont know what goes on in peoples head anymore >.<


soudns like micheal likes you and asked his friend to find out things for him


haha never though of it that way ;D thanks for explaining to a slightly slow person
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Posted 11/27/09
me:...spaced out.....
boy: behind me and whisperer something "do u love someone from these class?"
me: (spaced out)...you i think?
boy: huh? really?!?
me:(once in sense again) stand up blushing and ran out from the class.

then i must explain thats i was spaced out >.<
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Posted 11/27/09

marcelathestrange wrote:


Rina-San wrote:

When my parents suddenly confronted me aged 16 "Are you sexually active now?"

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OH MY GAAWD!! I know!!! I had this.... but my mom asked "Are you having sex with alot of different people?"

-___-'


lol omg... i would die of shock if my parents ask me that.... (both questions)...
:D


IIoblivionII wrote:

This one is really weird but is true.... a girl in my school just give a me a kiss... yeah big deal but she later comes to me explaining why did that happen, that she was sorry and bla bla... and she explained telling me about her menstrual cicle... yeah i listened to her weird excuses like for 20 minutes.... i didn`t stop her because come on she sure would have felt a lot worst than she was already


lol.... poor you


BubblegumXD wrote:

When a guy told me he liked me in school during health class when everyone was working silently...O.O;;;;;;
when a girl said IM GOING TO RAPE U IN UR SLEEP O.O;;;;;;
freaky xD but im friends with the girl that said she wuz gonna rape me xD btw she wuz just kiddin


OH wait another conversation:

Me: UGGGHHH I HATE ENGLISH!!
Girl: Hey Yumii!
Me: Heyy~ where u goin?
Girl: To my mom's room. wanna go together?
Me: We're....in school....OHH is ur mom a teacher??
Girl: Yea! in fact she has a class with you!^^
Me: Oh rilly?!? what does she teach?? =D
Girl: ENGLISH!!!!!
Me:


lmao at the last one :P


sweet_retaliation wrote:

Yesterday my office mate out of nowhere was asking this question in the middle of meeting...

Her: "Hey...what flavor do you prefer for condoms?? I like the banana one, I just tasted it last night, you should try!! It's YUMMY"
Me: "WHUTTTT????"

Wtf...I just left the conference room....It was too AWKWARD...


omg... i didnt know you can have flavoured condoms -.-....... swtness.... i shouldnt be reading this Dx
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In my middle teens i came home after a rather wet night out, basically fell over drunk on the livingroom floor and in my drunken haze managed to divulge fairly explicit details about that nights sexual activities to my mother who happened to be in the room.
The following day, i had a 40 minute drive with aforementioned parent. Massive hangover, and a mom hellbent on getting to the bottom of how i managed to swing what i did... in a small car, with no escape.
Nothing has ever felt that awkward
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Posted 11/27/09

kiyaji wrote:


shirayukiIce wrote:


tentaclesecks wrote:


shirayukiIce wrote:

When my mom was telling me what a blow job was..


Does your mom talk with her hands?


Actually I take that back, you're Disturbed..


i thought it was funny


That's because you have an immature mind and is easily amused by sex jokes.. -__-..
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Posted 11/27/09
Daniella: potato
Me: tomato
Daniella: Virgins?
Me: Pickles xD
Daniella: They can totally relate XD
Me: oh crap your right XDDD

lmao xDD
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Posted 11/27/09

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KareokeGirls wrote:

There`s sooooo many awkward moments I`ve had in the past.. Now they`re only half as bad xD

1. Me: -looks at dad curiously- when you cum... Where does it go?
Dad: -chokes on his pizza- Do you even know what cum is?
Me: well yeah ! My friends explained to me what it was after my boyfriend asked if I liked it sweet or sour or both : D

2. Grandmother: Hunny your kind of pale.. are you feeling alright?
Me: yeah I just needa pee.. -runs up stairs and closes the bathroom door-
5minutes later....
Me: NANNY I`M BLEEDING FROM MY HOOHAA!
Grandmother: Denis! (grandfather) Wolfe`s finally hit puberty, she needs some pads, can you go get them?

3. Me: Mr.Sangster can I go to the washroom?
Mr.Sangster: No, your in the middle of a test
Me: But I REALLY have to go... -looks at teacher pleadingly-
Mr.Sangster: Wolfe.. Go sit back down and come to me when you`ve fini------
Me: I`m on my period and I need a tampon !
-class looks up and all goes silent-
Me: can I go now?
Mr.Sangster: Yes...just be quick -looks away-



Bore us??? Are you kidding me? I laughed my ass off of those, especially on the second and third ones. Any more awkwardness you have to share? :D



lmao yeah I`ve got a ton of them xD I`m just naturally an awkward person that creates awkwardness everywhere they go
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