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**Things you never say to a cop
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 11/23/09
couldn't find a thread like this so i made it :happy:
if there is, please lock


~like the title says, list something you should never say to a cop~

ex: my taxes paid for your raggedy apartment >.<

Posted 11/23/09 , edited 11/23/09
So the cop tells me:

: Sir, youre eyes look a little hazed, have you been drinking tonight??




: Well officer, your eyes look a little glazed, have you been eating doughnuts tonight?
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Posted 11/23/09 , edited 11/23/09
No, officer. The heroin isn't mine. I was going to sell it to kids right away.
Posted 11/23/09 , edited 11/23/09
Hello sir, you look sexy tonight. Would you like to jump bones in the back of my car?
Posted 11/23/09
good evening officer. care for a drink?
Posted 11/23/09
What did I do, Officer? When I'm about to rob this bank... You butt in. Now get out of my sight. You're pissing me off
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Posted 11/23/09
Poopface !!! Nyanyanyan
Posted 11/23/09
Oink oink!

What's the officer, problem?

I thought you wanted to race.
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 11/23/09
you can save trees by writing less tickets
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Posted 11/23/09

Gaia93 wrote:

Hello sir, you look sexy tonight. Would you like to jump bones in the back of my car?


lol that might make him say yes you know
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 11/23/09
*throws ticket at cop* what if i don't pay it then?
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Posted 11/23/09
STOP EATING SO MANY DONUTS!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 11/25/09
you can't make me do anything >:3
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22 / M / アンダーグラウンド・ヘブン
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Posted 11/25/09
2pm last Thursday,i was with your mom in her bed when that guy was kill....
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Posted 11/26/09
I dare you to taze me. I double dog dare you.
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