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**Things you never say to a cop
Posted 9/10/12
Who ordered the strippers?
Posted 9/10/12
*Smiles and nods* "How yooouuu dooiinn..."
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66 / M / Columbia, MO
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Posted 9/10/12
Driver's License expired!? Hey, driving is a right. I can do what I want. I don't need no stinkin' driver's license!
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21 / F / Your Cookie Jar
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Posted 9/10/12
*sniff sniff* ... I smell pig....................
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24 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 9/10/12
sure even if you arrest me i still get out of jail by the day & you can't do anything about it
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M / In a trash can wa...
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Posted 9/11/12
"Cop" Sir, have you been drinking this evening?
"Me" No officer i have not, but i do have this giant bottle of captain Morgan from the store for later "Lifts up empty giant bottle of Captain Morgan".
"Cop" Sir, i am going to have to have you take a test that will tell me your liquor intake.
"Me" Okay but i warn you, if i breath fire its on you.
"Cop" Yeah, yeah whatever you say buddy.
"Me after test" So, officer...sorry about your mustache...i warned you about the fire breathing part...
"Cop" GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
"Me" Hey man! Calm down i warned you, its not my fault your brains been rotted away by all the donuts you eat!
"Cop" Sir, please step up to the car with your hands behind your back "Pulls out gun".
"Me" Woah...is that a 9. mm?
"Cop" Yes, it is.
"Me" Ah cool! Check out mine "pulls out a desert eagle".
"Cop" Sir, please put the gun down.
"Me" okay!
"Cop" You are under arrest, hands behind your head.
"Me" Oh shit! Bye bye freedom!
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 9/21/12
Oh man, I forgot I made this thread.

"Go do something productive, underpaid pig!" :3
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M / Wisconsin
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Posted 9/22/12
"Will this dozen doughnuts get me out of this speeding ticket?"
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M / Bay area California
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Posted 9/22/12

mystic17 wrote:

Oh man, I forgot I made this thread.

"Go do something productive, underpaid pig!" :3


Lol did u get pull over or something?


Just FYI it's legal for anyone to say anything to the cop as long as you say "I think" first.

I.e I think ur fat
I think ur an idiot
I think u were bullied to much during middle school


Freedom of speech, freedom of expression, this applies to america as far as I know lol
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37 / colorful colorado
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Posted 9/22/12
Hey, officer I think I've seen you on youtube. Is your the one where your being spank by some woman while dressed as a giant baby?
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24 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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Posted 9/22/12
ok yea arrest me cause that all you do ya donuts people?
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In your Dreams
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Posted 12/6/12
"I'm a cop too y'know .__." and keep the straight face like a boss B]
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F / West
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Posted 12/6/12
This is jelly filling on my shirt not blood officer.
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25 / F / Georgia
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Posted 12/7/12
If you don't get away from my car, my fist is gonna get acquainted with your face. (:
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26 / M / Eureeka's castle
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Posted 12/7/12
"Do you know how fast you were going?"

"Faster than your piece of shit car I'm sure."
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