First  Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  Next  Last
**Things you never say to a cop
Posted 11/27/09
i confess i'm guilty
404 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F
Offline
Posted 11/27/09
You're...not going to check the trunk...are you?
Posted 11/27/09 , edited 11/27/09
"HELP OFFICER! SOMEBODY STOLE MY WEED!!"

was from a madtv sketch....
9957 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
18 / F / Planet Mato
Offline
Posted 11/27/09
"No moar donuts for you!"
22133 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F / In The Meawdow of...
Offline
Posted 11/27/09
*Calls on the phone* Sir, This is a emergency!!! I NEED SOME BOOTY!!

(( You know that a person that was a guy said that to them and got sent to jail...0_0 ))
13815 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
F / Idk, Pluto~
Offline
Posted 11/27/09
Bad cop! No doughnut!

I have doughnuts but u cant have any
137443 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / Georgia
Offline
Posted 11/27/09
i was speeding to go see your mom one last time officer
7636 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
16 / F / Korea
Offline
Posted 11/27/09 , edited 11/27/09
I shot that dude with my gun
137443 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / Georgia
Offline
Posted 11/27/09
how about u give yourself a cavity search
5O5
5730 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
M
Offline
Posted 11/27/09
hi, my unlicensed gun is bigger than yours.
105593 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
21 / M / アンダーグラウンド・ヘブン
Offline
Posted 11/27/09
I got a PhD...which stands for Pretty Huge Di.....
Posted 11/27/09
sue me , will ya?
105593 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
21 / M / アンダーグラウンド・ヘブン
Offline
Posted 11/27/09
My dad is better than your dad!!!
Posted 11/27/09
Marry me!
105593 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
21 / M / アンダーグラウンド・ヘブン
Offline
Posted 11/27/09
it's just a prank call to make all you cops look dumb...
First  Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  Next  Last
You must be logged in to post.